🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk says that there is a literal limestone mine where they store all the US Government's retirement paperwork built in 1950 that they need to go up and down every time they want to retire someone from Federal Government. The speed in which they can retire people is limited by the speed of the elevator shaft. Yes, actually.
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😂😂 welcome to the digital age 🤣🤣
This is so outrageous it must be true
I get that the documentation needs to be stored for the ages in a secure location lest war or asteroid impacts stop people getting paid their retirement etc. but at least upgrade the lift system!