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The number of yarn penises is the real NGU

It always comes back to haunt me, so I'll not post it unless there's high demand πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚ you'll have regrets...

Are you ready??

You are welcome πŸ«‚πŸ˜‚

Man, people go out of their way to do the weirdest stuffπŸ˜….

x10 for yarn people. The giant penis body pillow is tame πŸ˜‚

I'm sure if I looked, I could find the matching vagina so there could be a set...

And then perhaps a yarn anusπŸ€”

YES!!!!

🀝 Enjoy!!

I saved it 🀭

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I have not made this, I do have a pattern for a grocery bag holder where the bags come out the tip 🀭

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Funny looking mushroom! πŸ„

🀭🀭 probably poisonous...

Grok, is this real? πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

Is a real pattern, I have not made one...yet...

Seemed like a lot of work/yarn for a gag (no pun intended omg)

That's what I said. So much yarn and stuffing. Unaffordable really, and it's going to get all lumpy and flat πŸ‘€πŸ€­

Bruh you need a real one. I wonder how long it takes to make

A long time. And working with something that big makes my elbow hurt.

Oh you have elbow pain. Right smaller scale might be best then

There is such a thing as too big πŸ‘€πŸ€­

It won’t fit 🀭

Gotta loosen up, maybe do some stretches.

It seems the meth heads might be on to something here πŸ€”

https://v.nostr.build/WERVUyoD1MCnNfAf.mp4

Exactly 🀣

Impressively terrifying

Glad nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9nhwden5te0dehhxarjv4kxjar9wvhx7un89uq3zamnwvaz7tmwdaehgu3wwa5kuef0yqwdjn picked up on my jokes πŸ˜†

Ahhh 🀭

Hee hee hee...it was a bit too easy. Will try harder to be not so on the nose next time.

Could you make one more realistic sized? Say about the size of a thimble?

Yes.

the best kind of penises

I think so.