How to translate woke.

John Nolte took the banned phrases and provided normal people translations:

incarcerated people [thugs]

justice-involved [thug]

dialoguing [chat]

triggering [telling a truth]

microaggression [offending a thin-skinned fascist]

body shaming [funny fat jokes]

subverting norms [behaving like a Democrat]

systems of oppression [opposing merit]

cultural appropriation [eating with chopsticks while you watch Super Fly TNT and your kids run around in sombreros playing Cowboys and Indians]

the unhoused [smelly homeless people]

food insecurity [coming up short at the end of the month because you wasted your food stamps on Entenmann’s and Dr. Pepper]

housing insecurity [about to be a smelly homeless person because you bought weed and Entemann’s before paying the rent]

person who immigrated [foreigner]

birthing person [woman]

pregnant people [women who are pregnant]

cisgender [normal person]

deadnaming [he’ll always be Bruce Jenner to me]

heteronormative [no one really knows what this means]

BIPOC [the minorities]

LGBTQIA+ [the gays and whatever]

involuntary confinement [justice]