I am now going to start committing every line of code individually so I can get more funding.

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Build nonsense roadblocks get nonsense solutions

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I wonder if you can just backfill "activity" by just setting the time on your commits:

Generate a list of all the files in the git repo.

Delete the .git dir

git init

Commit each file with a date in the past with some kind of bash one liner feeding each file into:

git add filename && git commit --date "X day ago" -m "wrote filename"

git remote add origin

git push -f -u origin main

Moss, just do that. Start committing a bunch of small changes and reapply. This is the type of hoop jumping that has to be done in the fiat world to get around nonsense regs. Ironically very similar vibes here.

Should make a commit announcing the completion of a feature, but then over the course of 6 months every day commit again. Each commit is a bug fix and slightly obfuscates your code, with each commit being a small patch becoming reading more haggered and despaired. At the end, the commit messages just read "please work, just this once"

Productivity™️

Do we get extra grants for nice art in commit contribution graph?

https://github.com/mattrltrent/github_painter

Thats the spirit! 😂