Zsa Zsa Gabor: To be loved is a strength. To love is a weakness.

Marilyn Monroe: A smart girl leaves before she is left.

Francis Quarles: He that hath no cross deserves no crown.

Sarah Wayne Callies: An actor without an audience is rehearsing.

George Carlin: Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Henny Youngman: When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.

Ana Gasteyer: I'm not a standup, but I play one on TV.

Sophocles: Always desire to learn something useful.

Euripides: One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.

Jerry Hall: I have done a lot of theater.

Sholom Aleichem: Gossip is nature's telephone.

Edward Abbey: A drink a day keeps the shrink away.

Sebastian Bach: I would play with Guns n' Roses anytime.

Charlie Adam: Life is settled and I'm enjoying it.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe: Doubt grows with knowledge.

Zach Galifianakis: My forte is awkwardness.

Pablo Picasso: Everything you can imagine is real.

Leo Tolstoy: Music is the shorthand of emotion.

Adele: I've never been more normal than I am now.

Frank Sinatra: I'm for whatever gets you through the night.