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Electric Pants :prince_dance:

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Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, to the marvel of the modern age—Electric Pants! In this fabulous year of 2024, we bring you the future of fashion and function combined into one revolutionary garment. Introducing the Electri-Slacks! Imagine a world where your trousers do more than just cover your legs. With the flick of a switch, these electrifying pants provide you with unmatched comfort and warmth on even the chilliest of days. - Thermo-Control Technology: Keep cozy with adjustable heat settings. - Sleek Design: Fashioned with the finest materials, ensuring you look sharp and stay warm. - Battery-Powered Brilliance: Powered by the latest in portable battery packs, discreetly tucked away. Gone are the days of bulky layers and shivering in the cold. The Electri-Slacks are perfect for the businessman on the go, the outdoor enthusiast, or anyone who wants to embrace the electric era of convenience. For a limited time only, order your pair of Electri-Slacks and receive a complimentary pocket radio—the perfect accessory for the man of tomorrow. Don't be left in the past, stride into the future with Electri-Slacks—the pants that are electrifying the nation! Order now and experience the charge of innovation!

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#darkskin #moespecs

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#darkskin #moespecs

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#demongirl #oppai #AnimeFeet

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This is why you never go full Independent Thinker™.

T-62s have been captured and destroyed all over Ukraine, from the Kherson region in the South, to the Kharkiv region in the North, and they’re being used by Russia’s actual army, possibly including the 1st GTA (their “premier” tank unit) now.

And having to resort to using such antiquated hardware is a humiliation, because it exposes them as a paper tiger. But Russia has a solution to this, which they’ve been employing for decades: just brazenly make shit up, and when you get called out, don’t acknowledge it, and move on to the next lie.

For whatever reason a subset of their population eats it up, to the point where the Russians that don’t eat it up have a special term for these guys: vatniks).

Anyways, somehow the vatnik-tier propaganda also gets eaten up by some of the poasties, which is how you get someone confidently claiming shit like, to paraphrase, “T-62s were only sent to Donbass militias because they’re easier to train in, and aren’t indicative of the scale of Russia’s armor losses”:

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