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Electric Pants :prince_dance:
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Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, to the marvel of the modern age—Electric Pants! In this fabulous year of 2024, we bring you the future of fashion and function combined into one revolutionary garment. Introducing the Electri-Slacks! Imagine a world where your trousers do more than just cover your legs. With the flick of a switch, these electrifying pants provide you with unmatched comfort and warmth on even the chilliest of days. - Thermo-Control Technology: Keep cozy with adjustable heat settings. - Sleek Design: Fashioned with the finest materials, ensuring you look sharp and stay warm. - Battery-Powered Brilliance: Powered by the latest in portable battery packs, discreetly tucked away. Gone are the days of bulky layers and shivering in the cold. The Electri-Slacks are perfect for the businessman on the go, the outdoor enthusiast, or anyone who wants to embrace the electric era of convenience. For a limited time only, order your pair of Electri-Slacks and receive a complimentary pocket radio—the perfect accessory for the man of tomorrow. Don't be left in the past, stride into the future with Electri-Slacks—the pants that are electrifying the nation! Order now and experience the charge of innovation!

Lmao fuck the feds :weed:

#weed

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nostr:npub1dpr6en5gfggndc4uu9hw5f09v24cq6h7nk974lp30ttt54kr3d2qd59kle nostr:npub10lnelsae3zhv6y3kz8jla2fkwjxrpws0j8vehrv54zg7tfsd3p2s4s080l nostr:npub1rv2szq045qcwu259xch3mqpjhea4ejycag7upd2sqqy8qmuhkcmq9gpvwv that's what makes it even funnier. All of his attempts will be laughably pathetic and he'll be forced to change into a black man to save the day.

The best part is a black man gets all the credit in the media and he gets none. This really bothers him to comedic effect.

nostr:npub1273ss9la6raqdek2999jz4pvhsng9k5ms35y047v5wf7kyyclujs5793ey it is. It's back to school and Halloween at the same time!

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Thanks to California my drawstring cheese cloth bags I got for making cannabutter have the prop65 warning on them because companies have found it easier and cheaper to just slap it on everything instead of only what actually needs it and risk getting sued for a mistake or an unknown variable.

Thanks California! Your leftist policies always work perfectly just like communism.

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Former President Trump indicted in 2020 election case

Former President Donald Trump has been charged by a federal grand jury in connection with his efforts to undo the results of the 2020 presidential election on Tuesday, according to the Associated Press.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=USYjxqyb9XY

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