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Electric Pants :prince_dance:
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Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, to the marvel of the modern age—Electric Pants! In this fabulous year of 2024, we bring you the future of fashion and function combined into one revolutionary garment. Introducing the Electri-Slacks! Imagine a world where your trousers do more than just cover your legs. With the flick of a switch, these electrifying pants provide you with unmatched comfort and warmth on even the chilliest of days. - Thermo-Control Technology: Keep cozy with adjustable heat settings. - Sleek Design: Fashioned with the finest materials, ensuring you look sharp and stay warm. - Battery-Powered Brilliance: Powered by the latest in portable battery packs, discreetly tucked away. Gone are the days of bulky layers and shivering in the cold. The Electri-Slacks are perfect for the businessman on the go, the outdoor enthusiast, or anyone who wants to embrace the electric era of convenience. For a limited time only, order your pair of Electri-Slacks and receive a complimentary pocket radio—the perfect accessory for the man of tomorrow. Don't be left in the past, stride into the future with Electri-Slacks—the pants that are electrifying the nation! Order now and experience the charge of innovation!

The results are in!

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The results are in!

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First hit of :weed: for the day let's go! :bong_rip:

nostr:npub1qq7hl5sl6z0l0ahk8f6a4uv5mkvlama7dyvucdmtwdva2zg24xnqyafedr nostr:npub172uvk4ff60mz8gaa0gznkwz9895aesj0zplqdpnvnpxh2zmnfydshx2cl7 If Trump runs as independent, Biden wins. No matter how pathetic any Republican candidate might be, it would siphon off enough votes from an independent Trump, that any Democrat candidate would win by default.

nostr:npub1scjc2e839xfmmsjfqr87huvu9qxenptmamfrcj6s98gv6frq5wgqh0el3p nostr:npub172uvk4ff60mz8gaa0gznkwz9895aesj0zplqdpnvnpxh2zmnfydshx2cl7 Trump, a politician not controlled by the establishment had pre-recorded interview with Tucker, a journalist not controlled by the establishment, and it got something like 5x as many viewers as the GOP primary. What a wild time to be alive!

I was kind of excited about the possibility of DeSantis running but good god did that man fuck everything up before he even got started. Motherfucker nearly overdosed on cringepills.