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Electric Pants :prince_dance:
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TFW no gf who wears buttplug tails in public

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Man I sure hope :coca-cola: decides to bring back Starlight

The FBI Ran a "CP" Website...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bj0ovoo2dMg

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nostr:npub14hsv3s50dan7esh0dq7963f000u93l6y789lxgax9t7lc40vge3q75u796 nostr:npub1ecu66sewca9ext92p6frvl72rk9zl9escnun7g75eyc30ff2g36saajkzt exactly! Although testing positive for the flu would result in the exact same bullshit.

The only reason the quarantine time is unpaid it's because I gave not had a coof jab or a flu jab.

Allergies are not transmissible thus no off time is required.

If I assume it's just allergies or even something like a sinus infection then I'm good. I can't be blamed for anything.

To be fair it is pretty similar to allergies. The first time I got it I legit just thought it was a sinus infection. This time is way more mild.

Well good! It looks like my idea to get him to take it worked!

#CornbreadTheCat

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I almost certainly have :corona_chan:

I'm not going to go to the doctor because if I do text positive I'll have to take 5 unpaid days off which I can't afford. So I guess I'll just not know for sure and spread it to everyone :akko_shrug:

It's more mild than it was last time. Just a slightly sore throat, a little sinus drainage, and a bit of a runny nose.

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