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Hello, I'm world famous internet cartoonist and woman beater: Wormwood, part of the vast delusion that you've created for yourself. Please wake up. Gumroad: martianmagazine.gumroad.com/l/campfoxford

All summer I've kept the AC in the office cranked down to 40 degrees despite it being in the 90's outside. Everyone's super angry bc they can't find the key to the thermostat. I fucking stole it months ago.

I wear a big comfy sweater while I work and drink hot coco. I have my desk decorated with little pumpkins and fall shit. Nobody suspects me.

kinda hope Space Skyrim is good

Going through cycles of not sleeping for days and then being in a coma

The darkest setting on my phone is too damn bright

notice that posture, that face. Pure discomfort

Hot AND windy? Perfect day to rake up leaves

one time, while in the UK, I saw a woman sitting at a Spoons eating an entire plate of french fries. Just french fries, nothing else, no sauce, ketchup, gravy, nothing. Just dry french fries. I thought it was the strangest thing.

Later, people told me that eating like that was normal over here. It's just normal to eat an entire plate of fucking carbs in the British Isles. Now, you tell me that, "the Good Guys" won WWII.

Lol remember when we said, the minute society collapses all these "feminists" will become prostitutes.

Now look around you. Both of these things have happened in a few short years.

Good night my friends. I say good night, but I will probably be up with worrying thoughts about the future. I will try to will myself unconscious regardless. Wish me luck

had a cut on my finger and now the letters, NIGGERS, have blood spots on them