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Harmless simpleton

When a woman says hello to you, a good reply is to assure her that you don’t have a small penis.

Do it loudly.

POINT OF ORDER!!

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I’m a fucking cool dude, believe me

I stand 7’4” and weigh well over 525 lbs

in 1895 there were two cars registered in the entire state of Ohio

you guessed it: they collided

im gonna tell my grandkids that this was president biden

“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”

― George Orwell, 1984

2A man, I’ll tell ya what

they’re kinda bland until you heap sugar on top of them

Master’s Degree for under $11k at University of Phoenix

kyrie and kanye were right

ah the dreaded declaration of confidence

I give him three weeks

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Dads are gay for the jews

oh well

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