what’s your ideal first date?
I was totally gonna swipe right until I saw the thing about Trump


do we want the feds to rebuild California?
Dating app cover photo

gold is 3x platinum. does this sound right to anyone?

this ad was on the front page of Amazon just now
anyone wanna hazard a guess what they're for?
had a Wendy's burger
pretty good
Beirut used to be the Paris of the Middle East
now Paris is the the Beirut of Europe
Polygon was a USAID joint
I haven’t heard a single thing that DOGE has done that I disapprove of so far
Phillies
on this day in 1964
the Beatles perform on Ed Sullivan for the first time

yes I know her a little and she’s just as intolerable IRL
I wish I had a clever way to say this but I just can’t think of one.
cricket boils sport down to a simple repetitive battle. it’s superbly intense but not any fun.
Yes, like from the toilet
Compete the phrase:
“Tilting at _______________.”


