This would explain the socialism

Weird move for Kamala to select Marxist Don Rickles, but here we are. https://t.co/nRT7VuFW8j

Probably because he won a state title as coach but he's a shitty governor

Yeah, well, about four weeks ago, she was out there saying Joe Biden was totally fine.

So I guess what I'm saying is that she's a liar.

Quoting Pirkei Avot to act as beard for a party that just dumped you on the side of the road because you're a Jewish Zionist. Pathetic.

Democrats weren't. Which is why he's not the VP nominee.

Now THAT'S leadership

Prepare for the invocation of the 25th amendment, gang

Hey, @JeremyDBoreing, this is the actual plot of "Ladyballers"

.@jonstewart I’m fine with “squeaks”. I’ll be the first to admit my voice sounds like a smurf with a head cold. But I’m not the one who ruined politics in America. That was you. I guess I’m saying…stop hurting America. Would love to have you on the show anytime, live. https://t.co/Lb21IzYrjw https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1819904175561482240/vid/avc1/1920x1080/buvml1Ew-y8B7Pzx.mp4?tag=16

He was right.

oh good lord

Every Kamala Harris unscripted answer is Lucy completing her book report from "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown."

This piece was filed from Kamala Harris' colon

Remember, the only way to love your body is to dismember the fetus growing inside it

You know, there are those who believe there is no life after death. To those people, I present President Joe Biden.

Tweets from beyond the grave

Days since Kamala Harris has been asked an adversarial question after becoming the de facto nominee:

11

Number of questions Democratic nominee Kamala Harris has answered about anything important:

0

As always, Trump at NABJ is a Rorschach test. If you're a Trump fan, it was Trump going into hostile territory and throwing punches -- something Kamala Harris would never do. If you're a detractor, you're pearl-clutching about his Kamala comments. Net effect: zero.