His writing is purple, vague, and silly, as are his ideas. He was always an untalented James Baldwin knock-off spun into a literary figure by a media desperate for an Important New Diverse Voice™.

Again, she's over 18, so we can now make fun of her for being the idiot she always was. Why in the world should we possibly take this self-righteous cretin seriously?

Sorry your terror proxies are being systematically dismantled

And then he took out a guitar, smoked a blunt, and sang "Kumbaya." These f***ing clowns.

Isn't the vice president constitutionally obligated to invoke the 25th amendment under these circumstances?

Now that's a truly terrible week

This is...not a good clip

It's the most targeted anti-terror strike in human history. But sure, go on with your pro-Hezbollah propaganda efforts. After all, some of your friends had a rough day.

More likely, people might think twice before buying beepers while being members of genocidal terrorist groups

Tweeted from a device that undoubtedly has Israeli technology in it

More genius marketing from the brilliant minds at Disney

No. A war crime is when Hezbollah fires 8,000 missiles at civilians, forcing the evacuation of northern Israel. An amazingly awesome military operation is when you pinpoint target Hezbollah terrorists by blowing up their pagers.

Looks like Mossad reached out and touched someone

Kamala and Doug and Tim and Gwen are perhaps the most irritating foursome at the top of a national ticket ever. They're absolute nails on a chalkboard.

The question: How are you going to bring down inflation?

Kamala: CHAPTER ONE: I AM BORN

Cocaine is a helluva drug

This would be the reason that Kamala Harris avoided that question like the plague at the debate

Must read by an actual historian

Hamas must be ended

Gonna re-up this one today