I wish I could just post “stay humble and stack sats” everyday and have people send me sats. It’s good to be nostr:nprofile1qqsqfjg4mth7uwp307nng3z2em3ep2pxnljczzezg8j7dhf58ha7ejgpr9mhxue69uhhxetwv35hgtnwdaekvmrpwfjjucm0d5q3samnwvaz7tmswfjk66t4d5h8qunfd4skctnwv46qu7vtcc sometimes.

I’m in love, I’m in love, I’m in love, and I don’t care who knows. #sophiecunningham #elf

She picked the wrong fight.

I just saw the most convincing, elaborate Bitcoin scam ever:

On the front page of YouTube, a “Live Stream” of Bitcoin 2025 had Michael Saylor onstage saying his company was donating $200mm to promote Bitcoin. All you had to do was scan the QR code on screen, send BTC, and they would send you double back.

It looked and sounded legitimate. The whole thing was AI generated.

Be careful out there.

I swear I’m gonna wave at every person who refuses to make eye contact when I’m out walking.

Have you ever put your finger in your pee stream just to see what would happen?

There is no rivalry. CC and AR are in different leagues.

Clippy > ChatGPT

Why aren’t more people using Nostre?

I wish engagement was better.

People over 60 should not be allowed to use self checkout.

When people say $1.75 million dollars got “wiped out” of the markets today, they act like it just disappeared into thin air. Someone got those dollars; It just wasn’t the people bitching about it.

I’m not a moon boy, but I am baffled by the lack of price action.

What is even happening right now?

Current conspiracy theory: “pest control” businesses plant ant bombs in your house every time you hire them.

So, Ara “unhinged” lives up to its name.

So, seriously. WTF is the point of business cards?

I have great sympathy for the drug addict. They have discovered something that feels better than the banal and meaningless pursuit of existence, and it’s not possible to forget.

Dammit. I meant Amerida

Am I the only one who remembers the “Canadia: Could it Happen?” sketch on SNL years ago? I can’t find it. I think it’s been scrubbed.