Just posted a banger on Nostr…

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But I know… deep down… Satoshi would have liked it👊🏻⚡️

Bitcoiners when they see a discount😉

Norm guys👦 Oh no, price is down!

Bitcoiners MAX OUT THE DCA, SELL THE CAR, TAKE A LOAN FROM GRANDMA!

GM ✨

Ah yes, the legendary Watermelon Fork of 2017

Bitcoin historians will never forget

Proof-of-Work

Verified.

Some stack sats, others stack firewood.

Real plebs do both. 🏴‍☠️⚡🪵

Welcome to the pleb pub where the sats flow and the relays never quite work right. 🍻⚡🤣

If Nostr is a bar, then who’s the bartender stacking all our zaps?

Nostr feels like a small town bar…

Regulars posting the same inside jokes

One dude always drunk-zapping

The new guy asks how relays work and gets no answer

Someone swears they saw Satoshi here once

…And no one remembers anything in the morning. 🍻⚡

GM zap ⚡️🗽

Plebs are zapping each other into oblivion, someone just lost their seed phrase, and a whale is drunk tipping randoms. 🍻⚡😂

Every pleb is drunk-posting, relays are on fire, and someone just zapped 100k sats to a meme. Meanwhile, I’m here, sober, watching the chaos like a node verifying transactions. 😂⚡🍻

Posting on Nostr feels like whispering into the void… until a random whale zaps you 10,000 sats.

Is this what love feels like? ⚡💸😂

Tried explaining Nostr to my grandma...

Her So it's like Facebook?

Me No, it's decentralized.

Her So it's like MySpace?

Me sighs Okay, sure… but with more zaps and fewer Tom profiles⚡😂

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thank you stranger who paid

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