I didn’t have a taste of anything McDonald’s until I became an adult. My colleagues at work when I lived in LA found out and they bought me a happy meal because they thought my childhood was ripped away from me.

I wasn’t fed that trash, you know. Sorry not sorry.

Which celebrity is always ready to eat cereal.

Reece.

With her spoon.

Mentally retard alert!

Boeing is much safer now. Even the terrorists don’t want to fly it.

Am gonna go be productive 🙏🏽

Like I was in my past life ♥️

When he says stuff like this I can’t help but really really like him. Definitely would have been friends in school

And you ain’t 1337 if you don’t know who Kevin Mitnick is (RIP)

I got one of these from him. I kept this in my wallet with me for years until that piece broke. So annoyed.

So you never used bitcoin before learning about nostr? That's really cool.

Just had the best belly laugh with my partner. Nothing feels better than being able to truly be yourself around them and let loose.

10years on and we’re still just as crazy as we were when we first got together ❤️.

Yes but not with weird things on top of

Who else only ever orders the creme brulee. There is no second best.

The eggs benny from the Palace this morning was glorious 😍

This year I’m going to invest in some bookmarks

#bookstr