Detachable pointy dick

What is Deadpool doing with Wolverine’s pointy dick?

Is that the receiver on his wife’s head?

Maybe it wasn’t a core. Maybe it was always decentralized.

gn frens 💤

This is me rn

What about ‘fuck me, this ramen is fucking fantastic’ 🤓 I would love to hear that in your accent ☺️. It’s such a beautiful versatile word 🥹

I use it sparingly, it’s not in every sentence 😂 but I love:

Oh fuck off why don’t you?

Fuck me on a Friday night!

Fuuuuuuck off

Fuck me, you fucking serious?

I have an idea, why don’t you go fuck yourself?

Fuck you and the fucking horse you rode in on.

Ohhh fuck it!

If you find self-custodial Lightning confusing when it comes to your channel capacity and liquidity, or if you’ve ever wondered why your wallet says you need a new channel when you already have one, think of it this way. Each channel in your Lightning wallet is like a water bucket. You can receive water into a bucket only until it’s full. To receive more water, you either need to empty some water out of your existing bucket or add additional buckets to your setup. You can only pour/send as much water out of a bucket as it already has in it, but emptying your bucket allows you to then receive more water, up to the capacity of the bucket.

I'm going to take this opportunity to address an elephant in the room. 🐘

One key take away that I've realised in the past 24 hours is how far we still have to go before lightning is ready for the mass market.

For all it's faults in good practice, WoS actually made this stuff work for a lot of people. Now, I'm happy to learn the ins and outs of different wallets, the network and technical aspects, but anyone who thinks that average Joe and his mother are going to go through the rigemerol of balancing liquidity and jumping through hoops is delusional. If we honestly want to progress the idea of hyperbotcoinization, there HAS to be options out there as simple as WoS. I would really hope they could come with best practices as standard but I also acknowledge that convenience usually requires compromise.

TL:DR; Lightning needs to be more user friendly for the masses.

this is great, thanks guys

Here is my case if you want to hear:

- I opened a Mutiny wallet. There is 0 balance.

- I don’t have enough money inside Wallet of Satoshi (<100.000sats).

- I send some satoshi to my Mutiny via on-chain.

- I swapped them to lightning.

- I try to recieve money from wallet of satoshi still gives the not enough money error.

- I transfered some satoshis to Wallet of Satoshi. Now the balance in WoS is greater than 140.000.

- I transferred back them to Mutiny. It left around 40.000 sats in WoS and transferred rest to Mutiny.

- when I try to transfer what I have in WoS to Mutiny, it gives the error: I need to open a channel this is not enough etc…

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At this point I understand this lightning stuff is still over my head even though I write software in Python and stuff so not a clueless guy in when it comes to computer. Anyhow I guess we’re still early :))

It looks like Zeus is still toasted this morning, outgoing transactions keep timing out

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Gm❤️⚡️⚡️

Dang, so it didn’t work for you either? Could it be a fee problem? 🤨