>WHAT DIS YT BOI DOIN IN SPACE, DON HE KNOW PROUD AFRIQWEENS DID THIS, WE WUZ THE FIRST SPACEFARERS, AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DIS YT BOI, WHO LE' HIM IN HEAH

>"omg reality is a simulation and the simulator is breaking"

>me picking a side in Skyrim: "Awwwww man, such a conflict, the Nords deserve sovereignty in their homeland but the Empire needs everything it can get if it wants to someday defeat the Elves"

>me picking a side in Starfield: "Which faction has no niggers? I don't care how evil they are, there has to be someone."

Drink you milk, get those bones nice and strong

>far into the future, our descendants use their equivalent of our modern devices without knowing their original function, become amazed and amused when they find out what it was

That would be my response as well.

You think the darkness is your friend, but you merely adopted the shadows. I was born in it, molded by it.

I was promised bigger maps, more detail, and fully explorable planets

>billion-dollar game company

>invest millions into a state of the art game engine

>make all the people bug-eyed mutants

Fedi is the internet trailer park (filled with unsung geniuses and great men) while Xwitter is the internet Capitol Building (filled with pedophiles and retards)

Ohhhhhh my kokoro

>nigger: [tries to do literally anything]

>other nigger: [ruins his attempt and cripples and/or kills him just to be funny]

Let's never be like niggers

3 years until it's made, 3 years 6 months until Bethesda has it removed from all mod sites, 10 years until it's released as part of the Starfield Anniversary Edition

>NJP superchat shoutout on Jim's stream

Lmao they made it into the big time

[Shitlibs acting like they speak for ducks]

Ducks: "We want bread nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger."

Nicecrew ladies have boomer taste in memes (it's okay because they're racist)

Me too. (Someone preordered it for me)

How long before pornstar pastor?

Trad e-Christians will eat this up. (They are also going to Hell.)

Don't forget to smile!