Me and my friends in high school would fight and stab each other for laughs. That’s just how boys are.

There was another girl I really liked who wasn’t schizo, but she was held back a few years so she was way too old to be with us. We were like 12 and she was 14. Beautiful girl. But she had a nasty habit of hitting us and trying to stab us with scissors (her violent behavioral problems probably had something to do with her being held back 😂)

All the guys in class were terrified and attracted to her at the same time. I think she ended up dropping out not long into High School. Probably is a serial killer now.

I was always waiting for the right schizo middle schooler to come along who liked my morning breath.

I didn’t brush my teeth when I was a kid because I was a lazy piece of shit and cared more about sleeping in as late as possible than I did impressing girls with a charming smile. I’ve always had healthy teeth anyway though.

Also wow that is fucked up lmao

I like girls that I can fix, it makes me feel important.

In Jr High, I used to have an art class with a female autistic who was really pretty, except she didn’t brush her teeth. But I had a big crush on her even though she literally reee’d and broke down in tears if you spoke more than a few sentences with her.

Fake autist.

That doesn’t work on me because people irritate me and it makes me hate them.

Another day another instance of Verita being subversive.

I thought the people on Fedi were pedophiles because they wanted to fuck kids, now I realize it’s the only way to keep the cryptards away.

I am glad to hear it comrade.

Well I rlly do hope you’re okay. I will pray for you.

I think I killed the cryptard hellthread even if I had to become a pedophile to do it. It was worth.

I will fix it (with love) also you’re probably having a heart attack and it’s already too late. You’re going to die. I’ll press F to pay respects at your funeral.

Don’t do it!

My boss yelled at me for something that was literally her fault and when I pointed out that it was her fault she sagged her head and mumbled under her breath angrily lol

I could cri.

I think you’re cool.

Hardcore.