i send my id instead ok?

Hello friend, i am Nigerian Prince and I am in distress. Somali pirates have captured me while I was on a cruise and they threaten to ziptie my testicles off. Please send 1000000 sat ransom so I can be freed, I will in exchange send you 22 million bitcoins as gesture of gratitude. Thank you advance
Other Cyberpunk2077 endings: I shall use the friends and contacts I have gained to strategically make my way to Mikoshi
Reaper: Fuck it, we ball
Oh come on I just got done whackin my snake and now it rose up again >:-(
They gotta watch out tho, don't wanna burn an infidel wife of a funny teethed pale count living in a scary castle surrounded by impaled halloween decorations, that would have consequences I think
Welcome to the internet, hold on to your cocks...
Don't worry, my friend's 2 year old cousin said he's gonna run for president next term, i'm telling you it will be a game changer. His plan is to burn every dollar bill and make Bitcoin the world's official currency.
whoa there cowboy, that's a whole ass lamborghini in a few years XD






