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Proud Mercian NA producer in ɹǝpu∩ uʍop uoᴉʇɐN oɯʇᴉפ. Officially made a Boner Guy on 2021-01-07. I identify as a 4th level Gnome Fighter. Confirmed speciesist, shitposter, heathen and memelord. DISCLAIMER: I am not a legal, financial or medical professional. MAGA: Make Andrews Go Away Fedi Influencer as of 18-04-23 ⚡odorouslinda78@walletofsatoshi.com

The great thing about games like Skyrim is the stories you make.

I was given a mission to assassinate a woman at her own wedding. You were meant to do it sneakily with a bow from the shadows, but - I was larping as the Archmage of Winterhold.

So, while standing in the middle of the crowd, I nuked her with the force of a thousand suns and her body flew off into space. People were running and screaming in all directions, then I was Benny Hill chased out of town by the guard. Fucken hilarious.

Well that explains a fucken ton if true

nostr:npub1drgxr8g4cmldl3twkeujsayelez2h7wrjkp553h767s90sep5khstd7yxw microwaves full of tannerite placed at various strategic locations throughout the house

nostr:npub13h9lvrzw47xcntghr8pueq0kjmh5t8j2r5hxccmew7anz6sd9x7qzn7q2w I don't think I could pull that look off - a lifetime of jeans and flannos for me