It's an unwritten rule of mathematics that whenever I send an on-chain Tx, block confirmation stalls. 💀

GM #Nostr

nostr:nevent1qqsztf7y6rhnwr99nktrt80j8y777fa7gjnvmr4uucu0v98txfxtnsspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsyg9xyg77x782tk4dq4thhp7fcpld5sd3wxczgedxue8e7s6k73sztvpsgqqqqqqszajg8w

I tried to ask them nicely to leave.

Now it's the poison gas for these voles.

nostr:nevent1qqsg4x4x95m845xudjefjcgvkhg3fvayenlxjah9xewg9te0jrn9acqpr4mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmp0qgsq6pjgpvxxuwlrexs6vht7d0pqjy3864dlf3m7adsr0wnhwmpspmqrqsqqqqqprxlulq

Throw a cat up there 🤣

#catstr

GF bought me a new mower a few weeks ago and now I look forward to mowing the lawn every week.

Castor oil didn't work. Little bastards are digging up my lawn even more than before. Time for more extreme measures. Gonna Holocaust these critters.

Since a few of my followers are US military veterans I wanted to let you know that Summit Racing has a military discount. 👀👇

https://www.summitracing.com/md?kr=Military%20discount

Fuck it I'll put that shit on credit. Buy now pay later is the American way! 18 months no interest financing.

nostr:nevent1qqsw7fw0ht9j5lwdvp6ll3thcq0s39udws2xtspkveve2m5cf0y8r6spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygqdqeyqkrrw803ungdxt4lxhssfzgna2kl5calwkcphhfmhdscqaspsgqqqqqqs7uvv2d

GM #Nostr

Top o' the marn to you all

Thanks nostr:nprofile1qqsqdzwltpr635ehdzfd52tz947qlhq77x2c7j7yguwep9n258k2nuspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9thwden5te0dehhxarj9ehhsarj9ejx2a30qy88wumn8ghj7mn0wvhxcmmv9u4eqt7a 🙏

Thanks nostr:nprofile1qqst7sd7ejyrree3tkdfn7plz95snxtqt7a4j36zxncfrfskz0w9nygpzdmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ue0qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddakj7qgawaehxw309aex2mrp0yhx6at5d9h8jampd3kx2apwvdhk6tch0xhe7 🙏

Thanks nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszenhwden5te0ve5kcar9wghxummnw3ezuamfdejj7mnsw43rzun6vuunv7n2v9mxwct5wdur2cmgxfm8var3x3shgct5d3un2unkv3mhzem2wqc82arcwu6r27n90fh8v7t3vejxk7rkv5lkyun0v9jxxctnws7hgun4v5j64lcq 🙏

Donate to the "put a new turbo in LP's truck" fund! 🙏

Is there a how-to for dummies on this yet?

The coffee shop gave her a cup of whipped cream and she's determined to get the last bit out of the bottom of the cup. 🤣

#Dogstr

Nostr is dead.

Long live Nostr.

And you can make as many accounts and have as many different identities as you want.

nostr:nevent1qqs04lqmcxjxnxea6zaysry6jaetpw6h5mcf36nfypvv0hmgs20p8ngppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsvdac80utfn4gvly4fv54la0l6cp0udpptnm3ezzyajkdc44w53lgrqsqqqqqpx3pywp

Would be interesting to feed the sum of all posts on different social networks into an AI model to quantify the average IQ of users on each network.

Nostr

Twitter

Facebook

Instagram

And so on.

What do you think the results would be?

Oh those intrusive thoughts