The universe conspires against us. And still we spit in its eye.
Is it true that Edelweiss is going to be added next to that Proudly Stand Up Next To You song as one of Trump’s mandatory songs we have to sing each morning?
Noem is the type of ship captain that would be purposefully steering the Titanic directly at an iceberg. She’s going to cause a national cybersecurity disaster through her willful dereliction.
Like fossilization, I believe my cardigans have slowly been subsumed by finely woven cat hair.
Like fossilization, I believe my cardigans have slowly been subsumed by finely woven cat hair.
As it turns out, Democracy dies out in the open in broad daylight, shot dead on 5th Ave.
“It’s, like, incredible.”
I seriously thought this was from The Onion
Even MAGA who can’t read. Interesting choice.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/business/media/the-washington-post-new-mission.html
Being in service to the US government 50 years out of the US 248 year history makes Biden one of its longer serving officials.
“Free energy? No thanks.”
Utter dolts.
https://heatmap.news/plus/the-fight/spotlight/renewable-energy-ban-oklahoma
Trump and his followers claim that he knows business but he doesn’t understand the difference between subsidy and deficit. Two completely different things. Of course MAGA just eats up the crap.
You sound like a bot
In hindsight this seems like this is the type of thing that they could “pay any amount” earlier when it came to taxes for supporting a local fire department along with a bunch of other infrastructures. This kind of hindsight sucks for them, but live and learn, FAFO. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/0e81814bf9de338bb8d779a9cff2cd8c22e3179bd9206226319c491fc48fbd96/882ebcdec8596bd9a5d81662a086b3c2c203ee58beab565dd64473c9a0c31c3b.webp
“The Gulf of America” name also has no reach beyond the US deciding to use it. Almost all of the Gulf is international waters. It’s not like Drumpf can actually claim it. People forget that dementia patients might say a lot of weird things that do not match reality.
Calling the Gulf of Mexico “The Gulf of America” isn’t as huge a deal as you think. Lots of countries call things by different names and spellings. It’s more about the intention behind it. Kind of like when I call the President-elect Donald Douche.
1% of 2025 has already passed us by. What will you do with the other 99%?
Then social media will just be a bunch of bots arguing with each other and clicking on each other’s ads to drive a fake digital economy and fake engagement.
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/meta-ai-users-facebook-instagram-1235221430/
I wonder how much money Blackbery would make if they just sold a tactile keyboard that worked exactly like their old phones to finally move the last flip-phone holdouts to smartphones.
(Not that stupid yellow Clicks Keyboard case/keyboard thing.)
Perhaps even that pearl ball for those that like it.
@homewoodsuites.bsky.social decided their comfy chairs in the suites should be replaced with this. It is factory reset and does nothing. I appreciate they value the Pelleton activity over lazing in a chair, but this seems less than half assed, and the room is $150 more because of it. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/0e81814bf9de338bb8d779a9cff2cd8c22e3179bd9206226319c491fc48fbd96/5da9ebedfbcf03d4422ac5c636091f3280e1ef2fde29e7772bc2a4ee2aca27d1.webp