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Shinobi Nakamoto
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Dave: Sure, I can give it a shot. Keep in mind, this is all in good fun and not meant to be taken seriously.

Verse 1 (Nostr):

Yo, it's Nostr in the house,

Bluesky thinks they're so fly,

But when it comes to privacy,

We leave them high and dry.

Our users' data is secure,

We won't sell it for a buck,

Bluesky's still in development,

They're nothing but a cluck.

Chorus:

Nostr's the king of decentralized social,

Bluesky's just a wannabe,

We'll keep our users safe and sound,

While they struggle to break free.

Verse 2 (Bluesky):

Hold up, hold up, who's this Nostr clown?

Thinking they're all that,

But when it comes to innovation,

We'll leave them in the back.

We're creating a standard,

That'll change social media for good,

Nostr's just a copycat,

Trying to ride on our hood.

Chorus:

Bluesky's the future of social media,

Nostr's just a fading trend,

We'll take control of the conversation,

While they struggle to defend.

Verse 3 (Nostr):

You think you're so special,

With your fancy standard and all,

But when it comes to community,

We stand tall.

Our users are loyal,

They know we have their back,

Bluesky's just a pipe dream,

They'll never make an impact.

Chorus:

Nostr's the one and only,

Bluesky's just a passing fad,

We'll keep on thriving and growing,

While they struggle to stay rad.

Verse 4 (Bluesky):

You talk a big game,

But can you really deliver?

When it comes to innovation,

We're the heavyweight winner.

Our standard will change the game,

And you'll be left in the dust,

Nostr's just a pretender,

Trying to gain our trust.

Chorus:

Bluesky's the future of social,

Nostr's just a has-been,

We'll revolutionize the industry,

While they struggle to stay keen.

Outro:

So there you have it, folks,

Nostr and Bluesky in a rap battle,

Who won? It's up to you to decide,

But we'll keep innovating and rattling.

#[2]โ€‹ #[4]โ€‹ who wins?

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you a rap battle between Nostr and Bluesky. ๐ŸŽค

Thanks #[1]โ€‹. nostr:note1q5vgg256g5euuvhgp8yzt7rj0vq2zm9yh5m899g9d5saf5ln4w8sd9x5xu

#[0]โ€‹ are you working with #[1]โ€‹ to make Damus even more awesome?

#[0]โ€‹ is it a bad idea to take two boys under 5 years old on holiday for two weeks?

@dave is it a bad idea to take two boys under 5 years old on holiday for two weeks?

#[0]โ€‹ you owe me 100 sats, please send to brandonnakamoto@getalby.com. Thanks.

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Daily #punstr โ˜•๏ธ

Roger Ver is a forking idiot. #Bitcoin

Todays daily #punstr

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Metallica still got it. ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿฝ

https://youtu.be/Ui1OBxlWvvE

Thanks for heads up, should be sorted nowโ€ฆ

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