I usually just stuff the bag in there like an animal
What? No I don't have those? You really do live in the future
Fine
*steals garden gnome from flower bed*
They are taking us to a WATER PARK JEAN
Do I need to show your pic from the soccer roster again?
I wonder if nostr:npub16pvpzev3rye25ganyxkd5pth963n463rpdevngty69nn8zuuxzzsw74kmz considers Norwegians White? If so I have some upsetting news for him

Tell him I hope he forgets to roll up the bag inside the cereal box and his cocoa pebbles get stale.
I would be offended by this if I could read
The heat only kills the weak.
Ukrainian AA
I always imagine her chestier than this, but Doc is pretty spot on to what I have decided he looks like.
Accurate
A Phoenix 115 is a Texas 95
No. Those desert dwellers at least get a cooldown in the evenings. It was almost 90 when I left work at 5 this morning lol
Icebergs are rookie shit. Our streets melt road cones and shit lol
They air temp is 96 where I am, but the "feels like" is 107. Why not just tell us it is 107 and get it over with?
Texas is still in the preheat phase right now. Just starting to hit 100 degree days, but the humidity is somewhere around 240%
Sir, that is a demon.
