Yellow smoking a 3 footer makes for a nice afternoon

Wheeeere's Skunkie??

Everyone has pictures of my cats this #caturday

Permanent damage to your kidneys and the vagene

I bet chicks still go wild for the neon colored Lisa Frank merch

Throw in a handful of those pencils with the fuzzy haired trolls attached for the ladies

Money is no object. I will have that large poster of the boo gah ee

Like I'm waiting around for the cops to show up...

Mexijews? Gross

I imagine he talks with a lisp. He likes thnacks and thnuggles

#caturday #thnuggletime

Oh the tummy rubs are worth the risk of getting bitten and rabbit footed

Even fur is superior when it is White. Can't be a coincidence

She has the softest White floof. I don't even pet the colored parts

I told my wife I may go down to the Everglades and help them wrangle pythons since I have so much experience from taking a piss. She laughed for about 10 mins and patted my head. I think that means she agrees with me

I may own that cat 😲

I could eat a sweet and spicy bacon cheeseburger once a day

I have had 5 guys. Not bad, but Whataburger is an essential food group for a Texan