Oh everything listens I'm sure.

That is the face of someone planning to fart right in your mouth when you sleep

It is listening to Tyler brap and is plotting against him

You are getting pink eye before this has run it's course.

Me- "Jeff, your ear is bleeding and the left side of your face is melting."

Jeff- "It is the mega super long covid. I will be fine after a few more shots"

Jeff Cliff is going to have an aneurism reading these

On the cutting edge of scientific innovation

Can I get an amen?

Recycling to reduce greenhouse gasses. Smart

I trust the science so hard I haven't shaved in 3 years

Mic drop

I will walk into my teenage daughter's room and brap and walk out without saying anything

My beard is technically a face covering. Checkmate guvment

I would eat it with some sort of heartburn medication

Maybe. Thick nose hairs offer more protection than the masks the expect everyone to wear to be "safe" from the coof

I think they tolerate the hairs because it blocks some of the BO smell

I constantly have nose hairs and mustache hairs trying to intermingle. Itches so bad

Bet you don't even sperg

Oof. That will make you feel alive