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Kevin Elf Böy 🧝‍♂️
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Hey my name is kevin I'm 32 who makes songs Im german. ......Im happy with my life. I like music. IG: @KevinTerribly. Dog liker. Single. gammer 🎮 nintendo [+..••]. Suspended at 11K on Twitter

Why is that whenever I get a notification from Coffee Meets Bagel it's something odd but this time the notification was they may not be holding a boombox outside your window. I don't see the point of it 🤔.

Is it a problem when autocorrect just always assumes now that you meant to say "made" and not "mad"?

Everyone with a trump bumper sticker on their car looks exactly like you'd expect.

Someone just walked up to me and said I like your shirt I said thanks then the two girls said you should make your own clothing and then try selling it. I said I've thought about that.

Someone just walked up to me and said who does your hair I said I do why then she said I wanna run my hands through it. I right

Someone said to me you need to make a lint roller then get an endorsement for it that would be neat.

Planet Earth isn't a bad show tbh

Life hack: Did you know the best parking spot at Target is not the one closest to the door. It’s the one closest to the shopping cart return... It's dawned on me & it's changed things.

“Who shit my pants!?” Is the funniest, shortest joke ever.

I was having a conversation and I said “I know how the Internet works tho”

Someone had the nerve to laugh and said “oh really?”

This new Childish Gambino is INSANE

When the sound of my electric toothbrush is in the same key as the song I’m listening to 😩🙌🔥♥️

Good morning

We are all going through this-

*gestures at everything with flapping arms*

Together,

So be a little nicer than you maybe feel like being.

*takes a deep breath*

Hi. Good to see you. Tea?

Shoutout to people who haven’t felt okay lately but still get up everyday and refuse not to quit even tho they want to. You got this.