I don't think "Houlihan" looks like it would be pronounced "Holly-han" but that is literally everyone's first guess. Bewildering.
Also, everyone hears "Bryan" not "Ryan" despite the fact that there are more Ryans than Bryans on average. What is this phenomenon that plagues my customer service experience.
nostr:npub1nhkznzq72m6g8gdqa74vxlc6xvrd57ef9ccz7c22q3emyfsg2meskd30va South Park did it
nostr:npub160xen5u4yt806ruk0t7454q464w9xqaq00yj4yzwa73nn90s5wtqk7zw8e My husband is elite level male texter. It's hard when you know greatness
nostr:npub1qalpmlajv8rsmqsclmgmvs36fr2snmcvyqjksnq5k8w8qjl73m8sv9kdvr nostr:npub1g9hry0ts29u9qgdxncgm80hhqvafqfcmqjelh3enkgxq4qslht0qkns9r3 Ben probably does fit in doll clothes aw we love a short king but not this one obviously
Okay before I actually start dating someone I need to confirm that they are prolific texters. I can't handle haiku-simplecore-texts on a 6 hour delay. I need you to spill tea and feed me compliments and memes and weird anecdotes.
๐ต Feed the beast, feed the beast. ๐ต
Heโs Kenโs buddy and all of Kenโs clothes fit him
nostr:npub1nlflqu2ahg79mh58n5tz6ve4dtf98zhldtggtlt3vtww5z3ykweqmllgem Iโm lucky that I just became able to absorb something like this again. For now. But one of these times I wonโt be so lucky. The realities of poverty and the lack of relief should disqualify any piece like this from being published!!
nostr:npub1ndfu8khe759sdhg9s3s4k7su2rsxjum3q5cp37hvzueclg7tkmssd7jek4 If you are invested in the success of Vanguard or Blackrock, youโre thrilled. That ainโt me. I buy bananas and want to take a vacation this year.
THE BAR IS BURNING IN HELL. THE BAR HAS DISINTEGRATED BACK INTO STARDUST.
As someone whose finances were just rocked by yet another death in my family โ and after a lifetime of worldwide financial crises and almost no public services โ can I just post this and say โhahahahahahahahaโ without anyone screaming in my mentions

I hope the Marvel executive team enjoys every union we can give them
nostr:npub16ukxkameerz4xcz03kgrthzd4x30zpttyfm9lvm86mvanlfpx64s6s7nkk They make Zip Loc bags and Windex
What if my reaction to grief is wanting temple filler? Is that better or worse than when my dadโs family didnโt speak for 5 years because someone ate someone elseโs turkey at a memorial potluck? I say better!
Hey guys, leave SC Johnson alone. Thatโs a family company youโre talking about.
[Me changing my mind about international corporation SC Johnson]: Oh itโs a family company?
*Me changing my mind about international corporation SC Johnson*: Oh itโs a family company?
nostr:npub1mc9ys46emzyylr8qfk9mrmmysy38d3c7t9luzhjc0tk0rdmsm9hq4kks0q Iโm glad you have that!
It really warms my heart that Barbiecore is opening up avenues for AMAB people to play with gender expression norms
nostr:npub1wwc83mnfhlkyw7x3y5qkdfe7jjd5h5e7t6dgmkadqfcmcr6xngvqvrz4vx My condolences to you too ๐