Not doing sign of peace at St. Patrick’s Cathedral tonight and the girl in front of me shaking my hand and instead of saying peace be with you she says I follow you on Twitter 😂
I was supposed to babysit my friend's dog today and she called and cancelled bc they have another sitter closer to their home and it was def disappointing. Was going to be the highlight of my day.
happiest 
If you're not using Lolli to get bitcoin rewards on top of great deals on Black Friday, you're taking an L.
I'm obsessed w the Crown.
today 
yesterday 
beat my cold plunge record. now 3:00
what do we rate 
nah bc if you have no money you can make anything work. with a lot of money there is just excess and waste.
lots of money & bad taste is the worst combo
surfing little 3 ft waikiki waves until sunset 🌊☺️
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Sam Bank(man)
We need an alternative to banks. #bitcoin
thanks for all the birthday wishes! 🎂 
GM! 
Today is my birthday! 🥳
flying to Hawaii and no Wi-Fi on this 11 hour flight. what do you mean I just have to exist?
i didn’t invite a lot of people to my birthday to dinner this year (tomorrow) small circle. feels good. 7 people i had room to invite 10 but i was like no one else should be there. so just respecting my time, space, and money.
just not funny