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Lightning chocolate. 1M SAT for a box?

That's a lot of sats. The box better be size large 🍫

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I had a dream where I was a DoorDash pilot in Antarctica receiving an order for pizza and chocolate with extra meth

More tank chocolate please

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What if Auschwitz was a big brisket fest that cost $6m and jews never paid for it? 🙀

Still more likely then death rollercoasters and masterbation machines

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BitBees

Pain is just weakness leaving the body… nostr:note1m9hf268a9svkj357w4rgmrxq3fslvuww0k5ndxrjtf2zkt5prpus9h2wpf

Unless it's an injury. Then it's pain forever lol

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cuban

dey do not want BTC price discovery and it shows

Let's Minsky this shit

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Dream Chaser ⚡️🐆

https://m.primal.net/IasE.mov

Every. Single. Time.

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𝖋𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖗 (¯`◕‿◕´¯)

I gotta sit down on my invisible chair. I am beat 😂😂😂

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💩💩💩💩

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TheGrinder

finance ✔️

blue eyes ✔️

5.9 🤷‍♂️ 😭

BUT!!!! I haz have unvaxed and microplastic free sperm!!!!!!!!!! #datechain 🤣

How do you know there are no microplastics in there ?

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𝕄𝐄Μ𝔼ⓢ 𝔼𝔩ᎥŤ𝐞

The Bitcoin Street Journal

Unless it's a girl. Then you'll be called a simp.

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GM. If one wants to know who has been actually exercising their "free will" the past few years one need only look at the face of their doctor. They have been exercising their free will on you quite vigorously.

https://v.nostr.build/lLzBe.mp4

Also the jews

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Brisket

Time to start mowing!

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Yeeeaaahhhh!

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Mike Dilger ☑️

So I hear Turkey is leaving NATO. They never were a good NATO fit. This is fine. I wonder if Hungary will go too.

Good

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Sleventy3

This is the way

This is the way

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cuban

there are places with a 3-4 month wait for toyota land cruisers, even in a slowing economy ... people are on to my secret

LS swap it

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Gigi

GM

Woof

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𝖋𝖎𝖆𝖙𝖉𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖊𝖗 (¯`◕‿◕´¯)

RIP AMERICA.

DEMOCRATS JUST KILLED IT

What now lol

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Doesn't cyber truck suck?

Yeah big time lol

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Diesel?

Never had a diesel but I like them in an abstract sense. When BTC hits 1m I'm buying a cybertruck and swapping in a Cummins to cruise around California rolling coal.

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Cartels love pickup trucks.

Same