"much of the flows and positioning data point to increased FOMO and we saw fairly strong short covering over the past week." - JPM Positioning Intel

JPMorgan’s Kolanovic Says Bounce in Cyclical Stocks Won’t Last https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1668364385344004096/photo/1

The Shanghai International Gold Exchange And Its Role In De-Dollarization https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/shanghai-international-gold-exchange-and-its-role-de-dollarization

Watch: McCarthy Destroys CNN Reporter When Asked About Classified Doc Scandal https://www.zerohedge.com/political/watch-mccarthy-destroys-cnn-reporter-when-asked-about-classified-doc-scandal

11 Signs That Our Economic Problems Are Accelerating A Lot Faster Than Most People Were Anticipating https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/11-signs-our-economic-problems-are-accelerating-lot-faster-most-people-were

*ORACLE: OUR TWO STRATEGIC CLOUD BUSINESSES ARE GETTING BIGGER did someone not get the memo to use "AI" instead of "cloud"

*ORACLE 4Q ADJ. OPER MARGIN 44%, EST. 44.8% *ORACLE 4Q ADJ. OPER INCOME $6.16B, EST. $6.12B

ORCL algos trying to spark upward momentum ahead of the report

Bonds, Banks, Bullion, & Black Gold Dip As Mega-Cap Tech Continues To Rip https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/bonds-banks-bullion-black-gold-dip-mega-cap-tech-continues-rip

*APPLE RISES 1.6% TO CLOSE AT RECORD HIGH OF $183.79

*TESLA RISES 2.2%, EXTENDING WINNING STREAK TO RECORD 12TH DAY

*UBS WEIGHS MOVING SOME BANKERS TO CREDIT SUISSE’S NYC TOWER Daniel Humm rejoicing

Moving To 'Wall Street South' From NYC Can Save You Up To $200k https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/moving-wall-street-south-nyc-can-save-you-200k

VIX1D erupting on 0DTE call buying https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1668338688202358784/photo/1

Can Americans 'Handle The Truth'? https://www.zerohedge.com/political/can-americans-handle-truth

today's winning 0DTE lottery ticket https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1668337919734558723/photo/1

*BIDEN IS DOING FINE AFTER ROOT CANAL COMPLETED: JEAN-PIERRE

This meltup brought to you by 0DTE delta explosion (courtesy of @spotgamma) https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1668336671941615616/photo/1

I-95 Bridge Collapse In Philadelphia Sparks 'Major Traffic Disruption', May Snarl Supply Chains https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/i-95-bridge-collapse-philadelphia-sparks-major-traffic-disruption-may-snarl-supply-chains

RT @TheChiefNerd: Jack Dorsey Says He Was Surprised by What He Saw in the Twitter Files "There's a lot of stuff in the Twitter Files that…