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Had to 'wing it' on some of the ingredients, but damn, this was good.

#[5] I mean collecting some data obviously makes sense, but I just kinda do stuff obliviously 😬 so that's on me lol. I still like the product 😎

"Flipper: A True Seal"

Flipper the seal had always been fascinated by the ocean and everything within it. As a pup, he would eagerly await the return of the fishing trawlers and watch the fishermen hauling nets full of fish. Flipper would always try to join the fisherman in his catch, but try as he might, he could never quite match the speed and agility of the fish. So he decided to learn to swim better and faster.

Years went by, and Flipper became the most skilled and nimble seal in the ocean. One day, while he was enjoying the cool waters off Hawaii, he noticed a group of Navy Seals training on a nearby beach. Curiosity piqued, Flipper swam closer to observe.

The Seals were running drills, performing challenging exercises and jumping out of helicopters into the water – all things that Flipper found awe-inspiring. As he watched their training, he felt a sudden urge to join them. But could he really do it? Could a seal be accepted into the ranks of the most elite fighting force in the world?

Undeterred, Flipper approached the Seals' commanding officer and made his intentions clear. At first, the officer laughed it off, thinking it was a joke. But when he saw Flipper showing off his swimming skills, he realized this was no laughing matter. Flipper was the real deal, and they could surely use his underwater abilities.

And that was how it happened that Flipper the seal joined the United States Navy Seals. His colleagues were initially apprehensive about his unusual presence, but he quickly won them over with his courage and determination. His unparalleled underwater abilities proved invaluable in various missions, as he could easily swim to the bottom of the ocean to retrieve objects or plant bombs.

Flipper had become a valuable asset to the Seals, and they, in turn, had become his family. Together, they went on many dangerous missions, but Flipper always held his own. Because when it came down to it, he was a Seal in every sense of the word. And he had never been more proud than the day he was sworn in as a Navy Seal.

🫠😎 MURICA' though, right? Idk why we freak out about foreign access to our data when it gets used, abused and tossed around like a bad mistake at a frat party here in America as well. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Good Night, Nostriches. Sweet dreams. πŸ€™πŸ’œ