Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. - John Ratzenberger

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Courage is just fear, plus prayers, plus understanding. - Edward Albert

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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

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Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. - Khalil Gibran

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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't. - Rodney Dangerfield

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No great movement designed to change the world can bear to be laughed at or belittled. Mockery is a rust that corrodes all it touches. - Milan Kundera

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I've noticed a terrible thing, which is I will agree to anything if it's far enough in the future. - Brian Eno

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I think my mom threatened to put me up for adoption a few times. - Ivanka Trump

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I thought, you know the food and the diet thing is one way to start yourself onto a healthy lifestyle, but if you don't move, if you don't start exercising you're gonna deteriorate. - Warren Cuccurullo

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I'm learning to play by the rules. I sort of hate to think of it that way, but that's how it is. I'm really learning to function out there and in such a way that I don't need to drink. - Dana Plato

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As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, in real applications. - Dave Parnas

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Let the people think they govern and they will be governed. - William Penn

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Each person must live their life as a model for others. - Rosa Parks

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In our tabulation of psychoanalytic results, we have classed those who stopped treatment together with those not improved. This appears to be reasonable a patient who fails to finish his treatment, and is not improved, is surely a therapeutic failure. - Hans Eysenck

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What is life? A madness. What is life? An illusion, a shadow, a story. And the greatest good is little enough for all life is a dream, and dreams themselves are only dreams. - Pedro Calderon de la Barca

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Even in this day and age, if you're not married, there are people who are like, 'Awww! Don't worry, it'll happen for you someday.' - Kristen Wiig

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No, Arrested Development was such an amazing experience in every way, and you know it was very unique in that it was a show that received a lot of critical acclaim, and yet we didn't ever achieve the ratings that we wanted. - Will Arnett

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If you're feeling insecure and you need to feel special, the best place to go is somewhere foreign where people treat you as special because you're different. - Kristin Scott Thomas

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When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again. - Esther Williams

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It's not necessary to fear the prospect of failure but to be determined not to fail. - Jimmy Carter

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