Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. - Arthur Smith

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The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want! - Jerry Seinfeld

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My mom didn't let me play video games growing up, so now I do. Gaming gives me a chance to just let go, blow somebody up and fight somebody from another dimension. It's all escapism. - Wayne Brady

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I love cooking for myself and cooking for my family. - Al Roker

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I think there's only one or two films where I've had all the financial support I needed. All the rest, I wish I'd had the money to shoot another ten days. - Martin Scorsese

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Mental communication without verbalization... all space is made up of waves and we are constantly sending and receiving messages from our brain. - Tina Louise

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Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion. - Javan

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I've succeeded beyond my wildest dreams - financially and the amount of fun I have in my life. - Phil Hartman

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People take the mickey out of mental health, but it is very delicate. - Frank Bruno

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Depend upon it there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones. - Arthur Conan Doyle

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Actors are steeped in a world of agents and where the next job is coming from and what are their expenses and what is the hotel like. You want to take them out of that world and dump them into another world, so that when you meet them on the screen they don't seem like the guy who was in two others movies that year. - Danny Boyle

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I see the Beijing National Stadium as an architectural project. I accepted Herzog and De Meuron's invitation to collaborate on the design, and our proposal won the competition. From beginning to end, I stayed with the project. I am committed to fostering relationships between a city and its architecture. - Ai Weiwei

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My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. - Ernest Hemingway

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As different streams having different sources all mingle their waters in the sea, so different tendencies, various though they appear, crooked or straight, all lead to God. - Swami Vivekananda

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Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

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I want to be alone. - Greta Garbo

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Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

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People aren't going to throw the kind of money at certain people that they used to. - Philip Seymour Hoffman

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

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Should you be a teenager blessed with uncommon good looks, document this state of affairs by the taking of photographs. It is the only way anyone will ever believe you in years to come. - Lebowitz, Fran

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