“Get my bitcoin back quickly” =

“Buy low, sell high”

Too easy, right? Right?

https://x.com/stackin_tr/status/1758313219620274566?s=46&t=qsUR3GISl2feGgZC4G-hMw

This is one of those moments of someone who could literally buy 1,000 bitcoin right now and hodl for a decade and be 10x wealthier than he is now.

Hindsight’s 20/20.

https://x.com/bitcoinmagazine/status/1758513800259514764?s=46&t=qsUR3GISl2feGgZC4G-hMw

I’m the biggest window shopper I know. The difference is I can afford the things I look up, yet I have self control and don’t fall for it.

Hindsight’s always 20/20 when you’re a stumbling laggard.

I love those hypotheticals presented that say, “If you could travel back in time, what would you do?”

People always “joke” and say, “I’d buy Apple stock and Bitcoin.”

They still don’t have either. There’s a lesson in there.

They keep coming out of the woodwork too. Shit’s embarrassing. We get it bro, you can’t think for yourself.

https://x.com/unknownbitcoins/status/1758219434374607224?s=46&t=qsUR3GISl2feGgZC4G-hMw

If people understood provable scarcity, they would have hustled harder.

I don’t feel sorry for anyone who doesn’t grasp this simple concept.

Literally lol

https://x.com/ghostawyeebob/status/1753477158977110296?s=46&t=qsUR3GISl2feGgZC4G-hMw

Cannot wait for tontine funded public infrastructure again

“Noooo Monero is a privacy coin, that makes it more valuable!”

Sir, Bitcoin was literally intended to be provably scarce in its transparency so that we know we’re not getting shafted by the Federal Reserve anymore.

Ahaha I just saw that loser too. Bitter as fuck.

So many losers on Twitter announcing that Bitcoin isn’t and can’t be money and that they own zero bitcoin because it’s all speculation. They would dance and piss on your grave if they could. Fuck em.

You see, they provide innovative solutions (cool transitions) to complex problems (PowerPoints).

It could go up or it could go down!

Still have a consolidation from two months ago at 1 sat/vB waiting to confirm 😂😂😂

Big chillin’.

Holy one marshmallow kid energy.

The amount of bitterness is off the charts.

I remember when we were talking about how many you would think are in your own city?

It’s so comforting knowing I won’t get COVAIDS. Can’t imagine how everyone else feels.

“Envy keeps your pockets empty.”

Orange Pillers be like, “Quick, consolidate at 50 sat/vB before you’re priced out!”

If you actually possessed low time preference, you would always be broadcasting 1 sat/vB consolidations. The fee market is an antidote to spam or did you forget, anon?