Imagine that

you decide to go for a walk

because you are so horny at home

and you stumble upon this lady

And she tells you

she is a forest nymph

and she has a quest for you

Imagine that

you decide to go for a walk

because you are so horny at home

and you stumble upon this lady

And she tells you

she is a forest nymph

and she has a quest for you

never tried that before

🫵 ➡️ 🛌 💤

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Guten Morgen!

Was dür ein schönes Wetter heute!

Heute Abend geht's zum Retrogott und Hulk Hidn Konzert ins Grünspan.

#hamburg #deutschrap #boombap

#caturday #catstr

And you shouldn't.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal everywhere except St. Barts.

Buy a tiger

Bring the cat, and claim to be helping storm refugees

Oppress your cat.

Soliliquize.

Pay to go work on a totally-not-sex-tourism international development project somewhere tropical and manly.

We do :p

Israel's infantry are so poorly trained they haven't "pacified" tiny Gaza - in a year!

Without a continuous supply of American bombs they would have lost the war by now.

And if Bibi keeps "doubling down", they still might.

"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."

- T. E. Lawrence

'Night, Joel!

Good Morning 🌞

This is what America's founders were worried about when they demanded "rule by laws, not by men".

Vaguely and broadly defined crimes with limitless official "discretion" can be indistinguishable from arbitrary tyranny.

Revolting.