How do I already have 42 and I've been here 12 seconds?
I have a wallet address but I don't know this app so I'm figuring out how to connect it.
Still configuring. Setting up profile as we speak.
my wife told the "tea" app that i didnt do the dishes even though it was my turn on the chore chart and now a bunch of 5's are saying i should kill myself
i used the word āfemalesā in a sentence and now the tea app says i should be studied in a lab with glass walls and no speaking privileges
I actually bought $300 in Camping Gear to Watch Netflix in my own Backyard.
Life is less worth living without a little risk, a little excitement, right? A study came out recently showing a possible connection between scented candles and lung cancer. It's crazy. They want to take the joy outta everything. I love candles. It's one of my gayest straight guy things. Some people climb mountains, skydive, have unprotected relations with half the county. If I want to enjoy the sweet Russian Roulette of Island Berry Pomegranate until I suffocate in my own sputum, that's my choice.
i said ācalm downā during an argument and now the tea app has built a digital guillotine shaped like my childhood home
she asked if i believed in astrology and i said ānot reallyā and now the tea app has me tagged as an āenergetic threat to the divine feminineā
i said āi think cancel culture can go too farā and now the tea app says iām a threat to communal safety and possibly a reincarnated conquistador.
i wore cargo shorts to a vegan potluck and now the tea app says iām spiritually aligned with Joe Rogan and probably emotionally withholding
'tea app' tried EMDR but just kept blinking in Morse code for āhe had a podcastā
The Tea app subpoenaed me for āemotional fraudā because I smiled at someone I wasnāt trauma bonded to.
i sneezed during her trauma story and now the tea app says i invalidated her lineage and iām being doxxed by a coven of bisexual dungeon masters
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