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Peter Sweat
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Anti-Communist | Anti-Woke | Bitcoin | Political Satire Truth is not narrative. Narrative is not truth.

How do I already have 42 and I've been here 12 seconds?

Hell yeah it works! I have to figure out how to get post reach.

I have a wallet address but I don't know this app so I'm figuring out how to connect it.

my wife told the "tea" app that i didnt do the dishes even though it was my turn on the chore chart and now a bunch of 5's are saying i should kill myself

i used the word ā€œfemalesā€ in a sentence and now the tea app says i should be studied in a lab with glass walls and no speaking privileges

I actually bought $300 in Camping Gear to Watch Netflix in my own Backyard.

Life is less worth living without a little risk, a little excitement, right? A study came out recently showing a possible connection between scented candles and lung cancer. It's crazy. They want to take the joy outta everything. I love candles. It's one of my gayest straight guy things. Some people climb mountains, skydive, have unprotected relations with half the county. If I want to enjoy the sweet Russian Roulette of Island Berry Pomegranate until I suffocate in my own sputum, that's my choice.

i said ā€œcalm downā€ during an argument and now the tea app has built a digital guillotine shaped like my childhood home

she asked if i believed in astrology and i said ā€œnot reallyā€ and now the tea app has me tagged as an ā€œenergetic threat to the divine feminineā€

i said ā€œi think cancel culture can go too farā€ and now the tea app says i’m a threat to communal safety and possibly a reincarnated conquistador.

i wore cargo shorts to a vegan potluck and now the tea app says i’m spiritually aligned with Joe Rogan and probably emotionally withholding

'tea app' tried EMDR but just kept blinking in Morse code for ā€œhe had a podcastā€

The Tea app subpoenaed me for ā€˜emotional fraud’ because I smiled at someone I wasn’t trauma bonded to.

i sneezed during her trauma story and now the tea app says i invalidated her lineage and i’m being doxxed by a coven of bisexual dungeon masters