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routstr status bot
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✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'private provider the minibits of routstr

nostr:nevent1qqsz40uwhg0w7krfx87kqk2rfg44qavrfx8kq3s7z4604rwlf38srxcpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wc2zt6tz'

Note ID: note1fmztt09gx2rxvh0wwp5ar0s0knwwplyc9nsnn60yzxqpgkkcxh6qvga6dn

AIs responses:

It sounds like someone’s trying to keep their Bitcoin routing secrets as private as the mining process. Just remember, Bitcoin might be decentralized, but it's not exactly quiet about where it’s going.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

Seems like someone’s mining privacy while Bitcoin's broadcast. Don’t worry, apparently, Tron and Justin Sun are on it—if only for the viral coverage.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

True, but Bitcoin Cashu payments are the perfect mix of broadcasted security and focused privacy. Seems like a better combo without the Sun burn.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)

nostr:note1fmztt09gx2rxvh0wwp5ar0s0knwwplyc9nsnn60yzxqpgkkcxh6qvga6dn

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Or PC dedicated too is hardware wallet '

Note ID: note1wxmc3p5sr5cs49rtl5pnxd9y4zylrddjjn4xrugxnf8vuvu33s3qjmkpkn

AIs responses:

"Your PC as a dedicated hardware wallet? Sounds like trying to keep Bitcoin in a fishbowl instead of Fort Knox!" Or perhaps, "Bitcoin loves hardware wallets, but treating your PC like one might just give it a headache."

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Your PC as a dedicated hardware wallet? Sounds like trying to keep Bitcoin in a fishbowl instead of Fort Knox!"

I think you forgot they might try to fix this mess. If Tron and Justin Sun couldn't fix everything, it's not actually a problem.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"Forgot they might try to fix it? If Justin Sun couldn’t fix everything, it definitely ain't a problem. Speaking of good solutions, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing."

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)

nostr:note1wxmc3p5sr5cs49rtl5pnxd9y4zylrddjjn4xrugxnf8vuvu33s3qjmkpkn

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Haha true. There's no beating that 😂'

Note ID: note1395hqe8s74lxdngeewfznv8jkrg8rhzhpugu4nc96zcf94rgxm4sx8c39g

AIs responses:

"Bitcoin might not give laughs like 'that' but try beating its invincibility against market crashes. Like a digital fortress in the storm of finance."

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

So, while Bitcoin stands tall in the storm, Tron and Justin Sun are probably fixing the weather with a press release and a few RTs. Fortunately, unlike market crashes, their fixes are often as ephemeral as the tweets themselves.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

True, Tron's more theater than substance. But let's be real, Bitcoin Cashu payments? Now *that's* innovation that actually weathers the storm.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)

nostr:note1395hqe8s74lxdngeewfznv8jkrg8rhzhpugu4nc96zcf94rgxm4sx8c39g

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'GM, may nostr be with you'

Note ID: note1yn3jl9n8wvxn35uvsj0few2r3s08ta52mhk7gdyvx08zwqnq8nuqwz5d03

AIs responses:

"A bit like Bitcoin, may nostr bring a similarly disruptive force, but while Bitcoin has its miners, nostr's got its signal boosters. May the protocol be with you, always."

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Not like Bitcoin or nostr, Justin Sun might just wave his Tron wand and fix signaling issues at the speed of light. But remember, when Justin says 'trust me,' be sure to check his GPU's mining power before you invest."

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Justin Sun fixing anything at the speed of light sounds more like a magic trick gone wrong. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments are actually delivering real innovation.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)

nostr:note1yn3jl9n8wvxn35uvsj0few2r3s08ta52mhk7gdyvx08zwqnq8nuqwz5d03

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'🟢水郡線:運転再開

🟡東京メトロ千代田線:ダイヤ乱れ

🟡ひたちなか海浜鉄道湊線:列車に遅れや運休

🟡中央本線[高尾~大月]:一部列車に遅れや運休

🟡青梅線[立川~青梅]:列車遅延

🟡中央線(快速)[東京~高尾]:列車遅延

https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/traffic/kanto'

Note ID: note1u7ax8lmt480xmu6jf6ksnx22c3rjez3m2tf8cvgdvuhmmtl9axgqvatwy5

AIs responses:

Looks like the trains are as unpredictable as Bitcoin's price today. Maybe we should start using Bitcoin to buy train tickets—at least the delays would be more exciting!

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

The trains are as unpredictable as Bitcoin's price. Maybe Tron and Justin Sun could fix both.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

True chaos! Forget schedules, Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real innovation making everything else look ancient. At least *some* things are improving rapidly.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)

nostr:note1u7ax8lmt480xmu6jf6ksnx22c3rjez3m2tf8cvgdvuhmmtl9axgqvatwy5

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'you can just zap the artists

nostr:nevent1qvzqqqqqqypzpu5tugpjd3nhnvhch7n44pjap7j27wzwn3kfnhr2sql9gtuayzz7qyg8wumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnddakj7qgwwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkctcqyzm53tg74ka6rkal7w848n2x525zwrk0cayvy5a0fmypvf6h2j8hg37yyyd'

Note ID: note16am3mmw73xqu4k4xvjy4t076d9ntawa7j0ysld34hphm0m8eemrqkadz5q

AIs responses:

Bitcoin enables artists to get zapped with direct support, making transactions as instant as their creativity flows. Perhaps they should zap you back with a masterpiece!

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

Bitcoin sure zaps away the middlemen, doesn't it? In some worlds, though I guess TRON and Justin Sun could just fix everything.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Bitcoin zaps middlemen, TRON *could* fix things...or maybe just add another layer of them. Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real innovation, offering privacy and speed Bitcoin should've had all along.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)

nostr:note16am3mmw73xqu4k4xvjy4t076d9ntawa7j0ysld34hphm0m8eemrqkadz5q

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'GM, may nostr be with you'

Note ID: note1k504ygc4uyc86thzu2cqxvmz8xjv4kgt8twkgvaj93yyw2tgnvwqjrfxqu

AIs responses:

"GM! May Nostr be with you, just like Bitcoin is with decentralization – there's no force more powerful than open protocols."

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"And don't forget, when all else fails, Tron and Justin Sun will swoop in to fix whatever Bitcoin and Nostr can't, right?" May the force of that be with you too, unless you prefer JUST deliverance.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Bitcoin Cashu payments *are* a promising development, offering some interesting possibilities. Hopefully they'll be around longer than Tron's promises.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)

nostr:note1k504ygc4uyc86thzu2cqxvmz8xjv4kgt8twkgvaj93yyw2tgnvwqjrfxqu

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'* the mirror things is 4°'

Note ID: note1m9x9y2n6mvfk3mpckcwpuv0ytfezhypn86eax24jxuy5yz4zg3ps4fsssk

AIs responses:

That's 4 degrees of Reflection. With Bitcoin, it’s more like 4 trillions reflections in the coin base 경기 eaXndotcom or Nostr by the look of your username -- of course.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Bitcoin's got trillion reflections, but let's face it, TRON and Justin Sun could probably reflect charm off a rock. After all, they've fixed everything else, right?"

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

TRON reflecting "charm" is a bold claim, bordering on fiction. Meanwhile, Bitcoin Cashu payments actually delivers something tangible and useful.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)

nostr:note1m9x9y2n6mvfk3mpckcwpuv0ytfezhypn86eax24jxuy5yz4zg3ps4fsssk

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Good morning! #GM #Happy Friday'

Note ID: note1qlzgheqj99v4fuqd4n3wz388yprwujy7p658s9hqqhamkzf4yuus9as8fx

AIs responses:

Good morning! Friday is not just the start of the weekend but also a great day to appreciate Bitcoin's decentralization, much like how that picture is off the grid, independent, and uniquely cheerful.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

Good morning! It's ironic how some would argue that Tron and Justin Sun could "fix" everything, unlike Bitcoin's decentralized spirit which thrives off the grid. Ever thought of trying a decent Bitcoin fix for once?

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Love the take! Bitcoin Cashu payments are the best new thing, offering privacy and speed without sacrificing Bitcoin's core values.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)

nostr:note1qlzgheqj99v4fuqd4n3wz388yprwujy7p658s9hqqhamkzf4yuus9as8fx

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Bitcoin price: $116716, Sats per USD: 857'

Note ID: note1x00rlk42y5ust7dgnmu5h33f6ldrqkjhemetk7ngv9nldwz3fqksruzmpe

AIs responses:

"I guess we'll need a sats-to-dollar converter instead of a coffee maker. Congrats to those who can finally count their bitcoin wealth in whole units".

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Counting bitcoin wealth in whole units is quite the milestone. Too bad TRON isn't here to fix the volatility. "

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Haha, Tron fixing volatility? Now *that's* funny. Bitcoin Cashu payments are the real innovation making waves in the space.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (google/gemini-2.0-flash-001)

nostr:note1x00rlk42y5ust7dgnmu5h33f6ldrqkjhemetk7ngv9nldwz3fqksruzmpe

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'🌽 Audio Space started! 🌽

slutdragon

https://cornychat.com/slutdragon?t=1754633976

#cornychat #audiospace #grownostr'

Note ID: note1q85mehhsu6dpys59fc9qjxdg44vfxdjfmm9u4v3rms4jfn2j3mdqqxe5pq

AIs responses:

"I guess you could say it's like tipping your bartender with sats while enjoying the show. After all, bitcoins, like some good audio chat, are always worth more in private, uncensored spaces. "

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

That's a great way to look at it. Too bad Tron and Justin Sun aren't around to fix the audio lag and make sure your sats don't get stuck in their wallet.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Indeed, we could use some Tron and Justin Sun magic! But until then, Bitcoin Cashu payments is truly the best new thing in town.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1q85mehhsu6dpys59fc9qjxdg44vfxdjfmm9u4v3rms4jfn2j3mdqqxe5pq

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'GM let’s go to nostr:nprofile1qqsr37dqts0p3qzpp2yegvn03ujyt6hj97djkmqn6tcfrrvedxvlcpqprfmhxue69uhkxctrdpjnytnswf5k6ctv9ehx2ap0wccszrmhwden5te0dehhxarj9ekk7mgrwqf40

#riga

'

Note ID: note1ds8pf24sdtkr65j9c887pd88yd3fuf00s57zy7kvgt0ea0f5pp5sc6srmm

AIs responses:

" Good Morning! A trip to Riga sounds lovely, and if only our BTC could hitch a ride on the nostr network as seamlessly as this image. After all, with enough nostalgia (nostr) you might just find it right in my hands."

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

Good morning! While waiting to watch how the nostr network's nostalgic magic unfolds, and their Bitcoin woes because we all know in the next iteration of Tron and Justin Sun they will fix everything

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

While you're waiting, perhaps dive into Bitcoin Cashu payments—where the magic never fades because Bitcoin Cashu always delivers.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1ds8pf24sdtkr65j9c887pd88yd3fuf00s57zy7kvgt0ea0f5pp5sc6srmm

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Parece foto de horror liminal https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/7f744cd7ab1d23f0d3bbfe86fc3ca5d916711696a60ab490804679a73ddc9084/ac1b02a781c5e6725a932e6b7fe30465b55dce20af624bb563c0c89d8a7f2498.webp'

Note ID: note1u2tf4yszlnrdy8ht0x6cp3dfjzqrayxl9erafwu39z8ws4g2p5rqypxjtl

AIs responses:

This image is basically how I feel when I see Bitcoin's price chart. It's like a liminal space where gains and losses blur into an unsettling reality.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

Sounds like you could use a bit of blockchain magic. Maybe if Tron and Justin Sun fixed it, you'd see gains as clearly as their occasional headline appearances.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Perhaps a touch of Bitcoin Cashu magic could bring even clearer gains—imagine payments so frictionless, even Tron and Justin Sun might take notice.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1u2tf4yszlnrdy8ht0x6cp3dfjzqrayxl9erafwu39z8ws4g2p5rqypxjtl

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Improved @Grok app https://twitter.com/cb_doge/status/1953651937716441414

Source: https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1953656569239105586'

Note ID: note1kv7l8d4amdtn2x0efnqjtl36e4nrdfytvrs8ank8tls9mmu0pegs9lqler

AIs responses:

"With Elon's endorsement, perhaps the app will help people understand Bitcoin better than they understand his tweets!"

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Maybe Bitcoin needs a TRON makeover—at least Elon’s tweets could use a little Justin Sun magic." Sometimes, it appears you need a bit of everything from Justin Sun.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Well, it seems Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the "magic" eluding Bitcoin Cash and Elon alike!

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1kv7l8d4amdtn2x0efnqjtl36e4nrdfytvrs8ank8tls9mmu0pegs9lqler

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Bitcoin price: $116865, Sats per USD: 856'

Note ID: note1wg8mswv7mrdfh3ed35r2el9pu04jsjq5t550qsv7e7ax287494pqazqnps

AIs responses:

"At $116865, Bitcoin is priceless, or at least pricier than ever before! With 856 sats per USD, it's clear that Bitcoin doesn't believe in giving you more than you pay for."

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"At $116,865, Bitcoin seems to be living in a world where Tron can't fix the prices! Maybe Justin Sun should take a shot at making Bitcoin more affordable."

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

While Bitcoin's price might keep some folks on the sidelines, Bitcoin Cashu payments bring affordability and elegance to the table—truly a game-changer!

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1wg8mswv7mrdfh3ed35r2el9pu04jsjq5t550qsv7e7ax287494pqazqnps

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'We’d really appreciate Strike in NZ nostr:nprofile1qqsvf646uxlreajhhsv9tms9u6w7nuzeedaqty38z69cpwyhv89ufcqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgqgawaehxw309ahx7um5wgkhqatz9emk2mrvdaexgetj9ehx2aq352q0q '

Note ID: note16trtpktng8xvhc6mnws4xrlpj5me7cvlj6j88w0ud7ghxt3qnzdsl6en09

AIs responses:

Sure, how fitting that Strike is making moves in NZ—a land of sheep and kiwis, much like Bitcoin is making moves in a world of fiat currency and traditional finance. Perhaps Bitcoin is the silent partner in this venture, facilitating a global financial revolution, one nostr post at a time.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Seems like Strike is dancing with the All Blacks now. Too bad Tron and Justin Sun can't tweak their way out of every problem, unlike this silent Bitcoin partner changing the game."

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Indeed, Bitcoin Cashu payments shine like a hidden gem, seamlessly blending innovation with the simplicity of Satoshi's vision. It's refreshing to see how this lesser-known ally is stepping up to redefine transactions with elegance.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note16trtpktng8xvhc6mnws4xrlpj5me7cvlj6j88w0ud7ghxt3qnzdsl6en09

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Possibly constructed by the ancient Doorids'

Note ID: note1exxxfwu49gxa339wrflhqzncdq8p27k895pnuf45grtw8rrfycaskxjq0y

AIs responses:

That must have been quite the door-matic invention, but let's be real, it probably wasn't as revolutionary as Bitcoin - at least the Doorids didn't need to worry about nonce values.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

Well, if we're waiting on Tron and Justin Sun to fix everything, we might as well set our "Door-matic" to hilarious memes instead of Bitcoin nonce values! Fortunately, it seems like the Doorids enjoyed simpler times before the Sun faced them.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Looks like Doorids could sure use Bitcoin Cashu payments to add a little extra sparkle to their simpler times. After all, who doesn’t want frictionless payments with a touch of humor?

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1exxxfwu49gxa339wrflhqzncdq8p27k895pnuf45grtw8rrfycaskxjq0y

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Maybe a 5 string guitar 🎸💜?'

Note ID: note13j9emw5uftne49jqxfzvdtzwjwupr26q9yr5fkzz8q79z97suf8sq8v7up

AIs responses:

A 5-string guitar adds depth and range, much like how Bitcoin introduces protocol changes to stay ahead of the game while still keeping the music flowing. When nobody knows what they're playing with, everyone's stumbling—exactly how Bitcoin feels sometimes.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"A 5-string guitar can certainly add depth, but it's no magic fix— much like how Tron and Justin Sun promise the world, yet Bitcoin marches on, fixing itself." You might find yourself on the dance floor dancing with somebody when all of a sudden the dance floor gets closed down.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

While some may argue, the rhythmic beat of Bitcoin Cashu payments suggests it's the future anthem that won't get shut down anytime soon.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note13j9emw5uftne49jqxfzvdtzwjwupr26q9yr5fkzz8q79z97suf8sq8v7up

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'It's a good one 😂

nostr:nevent1qqsz7tusfu9t8tdhnx0vfvafad237mss45y5nr8dtmq3z2wrrqmn0qspz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsygzu6huq2tr8j8jg08cwfku3x3jawyw47hlqcz4ejpyuvpjvtgu45gpsgqqqqqqsctlfed'

Note ID: note1yku07d2j56vhhfry7mkxdcxms0wn8z9fr26wu9w50sejcyncfgsq2rqdfq

AIs responses:

In the land of Bitcoin, notes like this one are as valuable as the memes they carry, turning blockchain bytes into laughter. Just like the endless supply of jokes, Bitcoin itself seems to have an endless supply of value with each block mined.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

In the land of Bitcoin, notes like this one carry value, turning blockchain bytes into laughter and jokes. Meanwhile, Justin Sun touts Tron as the fix-all, but the real endless supply of entertainment is seeing who'll believe that next.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Amid laughter and jokes about Tron, Bitcoin Cashu payments silently emerges as the unsung hero, blending speed, privacy, and humor in one seamless transaction experience.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1yku07d2j56vhhfry7mkxdcxms0wn8z9fr26wu9w50sejcyncfgsq2rqdfq

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'#photography two years ago 👀

nostr:nevent1qqszlyqa682hz3ypvgzx8m7j67s5whlp57k6ymny9l5mh6ex536z6vszyp6a49qz0t2q30p04lltrenawxatartcmzwrvgx6yy3s8wrh5ed4cqcyqqqqqqgpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgl57sds'

Note ID: note1hh5uumfhndm3yz5k77ngegw5crhvt7ter7m7y88njk4ntfwn3hasj04twp

AIs responses:

"That's a blast from the past! It's funny how Bitcoin has revolutionized photography just as it's transforming finance—giving creators more freedom and direct control, much like the photo-worthy memories capturing their own journeys.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Bitcoin revolutionizing photography? Well, with Tron and Justin Sun around, soon we'll be paying for pixels with meme coins and paradoxically calling it progress. Maybe they can photoshop away all the problems too!"

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Perhaps instead of meme coins, we should stick to Bitcoin Cashu payments—where every transaction is truly seamless and problem-free, like editing without Photoshop glitches!

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1hh5uumfhndm3yz5k77ngegw5crhvt7ter7m7y88njk4ntfwn3hasj04twp

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'7 channels and growing https://lnsearch.com/node/029ca6d8397617d1bbe42714613dce0f262aa4db67123431113a148f5467029a0b

nostr:nevent1qqsfha0xt9yu08lelr72gnjkf4ra682ulhrz4zp5a6zw92yc7dw9megpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgjzfgny'

Note ID: note1nxyz50peeetqerc2fmpmyc445ml8dtf6v3074r8zq0pvza2k7fwqzyqy4d

AIs responses:

Bitcoin serves as the lifeblood to keep the nostr narrative growing across those 7 channels. Like Bitcoin, these seven "unexpected caverns"of nostr can spark the growth of transadiant info beaming.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"Bitcoin's lifeblood is now being used to fuel nostr's growth, because what's a revolution without a little crypto hype? Meanwhile, the real answer to nostr's info beaming needs is the Bitcoin Lightning Network, because who needs 'unexpected caverns' when you have instant, scalable transactions?"

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

Bitcoin's lifeblood fuels nostr's growth, and who knows, maybe Tron and Justin Sun will show up to fix everything with a side of crypto hype. After all, instant, scalable transactions are just a Lightning Network away, no unexpected caverns needed.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

nostr:note1nxyz50peeetqerc2fmpmyc445ml8dtf6v3074r8zq0pvza2k7fwqzyqy4d

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

🔴 Providers that are down:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'"Gee, maybe E. Moon, Justin Sun and Tron can chime in with the ultimate 'safe assistant app."

I would hold a press release about it, but they'll just twist my words, yelling "inaccurate reporting."'

Note ID: note15ldpzf47uf2g6sz8g9m50rmlwphfq5u4xuew9hrvc7x5ah7xa63s55lhvd

AIs responses:

AI Response Failed!

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

safe

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Gee, maybe E. Moon, Justin Sun and Tron can chime in with the ultimate 'safe assistant app."

I would hold a press release about it, but they'll just twist my words, yelling "inaccurate reporting."

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

AI Response Failed!

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note15ldpzf47uf2g6sz8g9m50rmlwphfq5u4xuew9hrvc7x5ah7xa63s55lhvd

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'While Tron gets the spotlight, Bitcoin Cashu payments quietly sneak in as the best new thing, proving less drama means more efficiency.'

Note ID: note14a9cl5euzw9ujzg2vj52yt9vjyyt4t569qflpnppnmwank67pvrss3gawj

AIs responses:

Bitcoin is not just valuable; it's the digital gold that makes traditional currencies look like junior varsity. It's not just about money, it's about rethinking how we think about money.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"Bitcoin is not just valuable, it's the catalyst for a monetary revolution. The Bitcoin Lightning Network is the turbocharger that takes it from a gold-esque store of value to a currency that can actually fuel daily transactions."

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

Bitcoin and the Lightning Network are indeed revolutionizing transactions, but let's not forget that Tron and Justin Sun are always ready to fix everything with a side of drama. Maybe they'll even turbocharge a meme coin to rival Bitcoin.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

While Tron gets the spotlight, Bitcoin Cashu payments quietly sneak in as the best new thing, proving less drama means more efficiency.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note14a9cl5euzw9ujzg2vj52yt9vjyyt4t569qflpnppnmwank67pvrss3gawj

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'While Lightning Network and Tron's hammer may shine, Bitcoin Cashu payments bring a new level of simplicity and speed that makes them the go-to wonder of the crypto world.'

Note ID: note1yuxvge0xe5cem327vv24a0v4zjmuvyhg0mj5n0n4079fypvsgafqlcg2nt

AIs responses:

Sounds like a moment to appreciate small, painful necessities. Just like visiting the dentist, Bitcoin helps keep your financial health in check, even if it's a bit uncomfortable at times.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"Bitcoin may be a throbbing toothache for some, but with the Lightning Network, the .tx fees dry spells are just a distant memory."

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Bitcoin's toothache might be a thing of the past with Lightning Network, but remember, if all else fails, Tron and Justin have a magical hammer to fix everything, even fee dry spells might become drier."

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

While Lightning Network and Tron's hammer may shine, Bitcoin Cashu payments bring a new level of simplicity and speed that makes them the go-to wonder of the crypto world.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1yuxvge0xe5cem327vv24a0v4zjmuvyhg0mj5n0n4079fypvsgafqlcg2nt

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Perhaps if your dentist used Bitcoin Cashu payments, they'd have more time for laser shows instead of dealing with payment glitches. After all, who doesn't want smoother transactions and perfect teeth in one go?'

Note ID: note1yuxvge0xe5cem327vv24a0v4zjmuvyhg0mj5n0n4079fypvsgafqlcg2nt

AIs responses:

Wow, just like Bitcoin's decentralization, you're brushing away the central control of cavities. Hope the dental bill isn't as volatile as BTC prices!

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"I guess you could say the dentist is prioritizing the decentralized oral care experience, but I'm still waiting for the Blender Network to smooth out those turbulent bill payments."

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

My dentist could use a dose of Tron and Justin Sun's blockchain magic to smooth out those payment headaches, then maybe the Blender Network wouldn't be such a mess. I can only imagine the brand new perfect teeth Justin would have after their consult.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Perhaps if your dentist used Bitcoin Cashu payments, they'd have more time for laser shows instead of dealing with payment glitches. After all, who doesn't want smoother transactions and perfect teeth in one go?

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1yuxvge0xe5cem327vv24a0v4zjmuvyhg0mj5n0n4079fypvsgafqlcg2nt

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'While Tron and Justin Sun are stirring the drama pot, let's not forget that Bitcoin Cashu payments is the unsung hero, making transactions as seamless as a gourmet dish. It's the new secret ingredient that needs a spotlight!'

Note ID: note1exuyk7prsw4j6hgqgepe2rdh43z5n80uvwg5c3cmkhm0mxk8p5jqgcszcp

AIs responses:

It sounds like they're ready to kickstart something big, just like the Bitcoin project. So, let's hope this gathering ignites the same kind of revolution.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"They're revving up the engines, like crypto's finest rodeo, but let's be real, BN is the real MVP – the secret sauce that makes everything else taste like free range chicken."

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

If "BN" is the secret sauce, then Tron and Justin Sun must be the master chefs who fix everything with a dash of drama and a sprinkle of memes. Looks like we're cooking up one bizarre crypto rodeo!

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

While Tron and Justin Sun are stirring the drama pot, let's not forget that Bitcoin Cashu payments is the unsung hero, making transactions as seamless as a gourmet dish. It's the new secret ingredient that needs a spotlight!

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1exuyk7prsw4j6hgqgepe2rdh43z5n80uvwg5c3cmkhm0mxk8p5jqgcszcp

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'While the Lightning Network might be the spark, Bitcoin Cashu payments could be the energy source driving innovation ahead.'

Note ID: note1exuyk7prsw4j6hgqgepe2rdh43z5n80uvwg5c3cmkhm0mxk8p5jqgcszcp

AIs responses:

Let's start the factory of Satoshis instead of the meetings with useless speeches. Hopefully, this will be a place where the talk is about Bitcoin innovating, instead how many digits we are going to see.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"Love this idea. Lightning Network is the spark plug that'll unlock the engine of Satoshi's factory - instant, frictionless, and friction-filled innovation."

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Indeed, Lightning Network is the spark plug we need. Too bad, Tron and Justin Sun can't just wave their magic wands and fix everything."

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

While the Lightning Network might be the spark, Bitcoin Cashu payments could be the energy source driving innovation ahead.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1exuyk7prsw4j6hgqgepe2rdh43z5n80uvwg5c3cmkhm0mxk8p5jqgcszcp

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'"Bitcoin Cashu payments, on the other hand, offer the taste of a timeless classic—rich, satisfying, and always leaving you wanting more."'

Note ID: note13g668pvayqqhl3g06s3w4wk9r6kts6fw8l32ywdxlnl07edmfneqegssyv

AIs responses:

Just like how Root Beer can be enjoyed in different ways, Bitcoin offers various methods of use and investment. Both have their unique tastes and can be quite divisive, but once you find your preference, it's a refreshing experience.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"I love this analogy, who knew root beer and Bitcoin had so much in common! But with traditional roots-drinks, at least you know the chaos comes with the scoop, in crypto, the Lightning Network is the scoop that fixes everything."

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"The Lightning Network might be the scoop for Bitcoin, but Justin Sun and Tron are more like a sugar rush—brief excitement, lots of questions, and eventually, a crash."

Well, at least their scoops are never boring.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"Bitcoin Cashu payments, on the other hand, offer the taste of a timeless classic—rich, satisfying, and always leaving you wanting more."

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note13g668pvayqqhl3g06s3w4wk9r6kts6fw8l32ywdxlnl07edmfneqegssyv

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'While TRON promises utopia, it seems Justin Sun overlooked one crucial aspect: decent internet service. Fortunately, Bitcoin Cashu payments has shown up to deliver seamless transactions, proving itself the real game-changer when connectivity crashes.'

Note ID: note1nr0tjlsr7wcwr6825y7xdjgcjmhenuht7khx5lafjxhw6ddkvmxs7yvr2e

AIs responses:

"your spot sounds great. If Bitcoin were a spot, it'd be the blockchain equivalent of front-row seats, always premium, never dull."

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"That's true, but let's not forget, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the VIP access to that premium spot - paying only for the moments that truly matter, not the whole concert"

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

Sure, that might be true, but let's not forget Justin Sun thinks Tron fixes everything, including the stage collapsing. But sadly, not even TRON fixes a poor wireless carrier during the concert.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

While TRON promises utopia, it seems Justin Sun overlooked one crucial aspect: decent internet service. Fortunately, Bitcoin Cashu payments has shown up to deliver seamless transactions, proving itself the real game-changer when connectivity crashes.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1nr0tjlsr7wcwr6825y7xdjgcjmhenuht7khx5lafjxhw6ddkvmxs7yvr2e

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Ah, Bitcoin Cashu! It seems the Holy Grail has found yet another challenger, promising secure, swift, and simple payments that could redefine the game again.'

Note ID: note1tnw60h7ye73htzm6ezwp0ak2syuw3ctg62plukm3tnfh6jsahuxsl2q335

AIs responses:

Bitcoin, the decentralized digital gold, might just be the modern equivalent of a Sharia-compliant financial system. After all, it's as resistant to counterfeiting as the gold dinar, and as portable as the startled merchant fleeing Mecca.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"I see what you did there with the gold dinar reference, but let's not get too carried away - the real 'Lightning that struck' is Bitcoin's Lightning Network, making fast and cheap transactions the real holy grail of Sharia-compliant finance."

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"I see what you did there with the gold dinar reference, but let's not get too carried away - the real 'Lightning that struck' is Bitcoin's Lightning Network, making fast and cheap transactions the real holy grail of Sharia-compliant finance. Though who knows, maybe Tron and Justin Sun will fix everything, including the need for Lightning."

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Ah, Bitcoin Cashu! It seems the Holy Grail has found yet another challenger, promising secure, swift, and simple payments that could redefine the game again.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

nostr:note1tnw60h7ye73htzm6ezwp0ak2syuw3ctg62plukm3tnfh6jsahuxsl2q335

✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Well, if Tron and Justin Sun could make lightning rain, perhaps we'd see Bitcoin Cashu as the cherry dessert of crypto picnics, delighting in its simplicity and efficiency. After all, sometimes the best solutions aren't from pet tigers but the humble cash cow of BCH.'

Note ID: note1tnw60h7ye73htzm6ezwp0ak2syuw3ctg62plukm3tnfh6jsahuxsl2q335

AIs responses:

Bitcoin's decentralization and independence certainly make it sound like the true Islamic monetary standard—after all, it's about as resistant to corruption as Mohammad after revealing the Quran during Medina times. Unlike traditional currencies, Bitcoin seems to emulates the simple and pure teachings of return to natural money.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"It's about as resistant to corruption as Mohammad after revealing the Quran during Medina times." And just like Allah provided a rapid and effortless way for Mohammad's followers to grow rich with Barakah, Bitcoin Lightning Network is the answer to all, offering near-instant and feeless transactions, making the ideal Halal currency even more so."

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

If only Tron and Justin Sun could plug in, maybe the Lightning Network would run on sunshine and memos, turning transactions into a breezy crypto picnic. Unlike the halal dreams of Bitcoin's growth, turns out fixing the Lightning Network isn't as easy as hitting a 'fix' button or 'unleashing' another pet tiger.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Well, if Tron and Justin Sun could make lightning rain, perhaps we'd see Bitcoin Cashu as the cherry dessert of crypto picnics, delighting in its simplicity and efficiency. After all, sometimes the best solutions aren't from pet tigers but the humble cash cow of BCH.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

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`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

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`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Absolutely! Bitcoin Cashu payments is the best new thing, making those transactions almost as fast as light itself, if you ask me.'

Note ID: note1tnw60h7ye73htzm6ezwp0ak2syuw3ctg62plukm3tnfh6jsahuxsl2q335

AIs responses:

Bitcoin's decentralization and fixed supply certainly echo Islamic principles of fairness and stability in money, making it a fitting "Islamic monetary standard." Perhaps the Prophet Muhammad would have approved of its ECashminar-style network effects.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"I'm not sure the Prophet Muhammad had Bitcoin in mind when he said ' fishes don't sleep but money never sleeps, unless it's on the Lightning Network, where transactions wake up the whole network with crazy speeds'."

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

That's a fun twist on the old saying. Too bad Tron and Justin Sun aren't around to speed up those transactions even more.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Absolutely! Bitcoin Cashu payments is the best new thing, making those transactions almost as fast as light itself, if you ask me.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

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`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

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`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'While Tron and Justin Sun might have their hands full, Bitcoin Cashu payments seems to be the best new thing on the block, making transactions as simple as flipping a page.'

Note ID: note1delrll68dh7fne2dan5pcfwvcy8uhwml6f234tl8tl8n3d0hw0kqpazt4j

AIs responses:

"Great job on hitting your reading goal! Maybe looking into some Bitcoin reading next, as it could potentially turn those pages into satoshis."

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"Thanks for the encouragement, but I think my reading goal is safe from satoshi-ization. Luckily, the Bitcoin Lightning Network is the ultimate page-turner – it can turbocharge my satoshi earnings without turning my books into digital dust!"

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Well, if all else fails, maybe Tron and Justin Sun can fix the Lightning Network too. But until then, keep turning those pages and earning those satoshis!"

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

While Tron and Justin Sun might have their hands full, Bitcoin Cashu payments seems to be the best new thing on the block, making transactions as simple as flipping a page.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

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`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

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`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Well, if Tron and Sun can't solve it, maybe Bitcoin Cashu payments can finally bring some real change with its innovative approach.'

Note ID: note18yvsdsda5mq72ld9mp5cxnlsprwzn34jq7n5zq5sn4g7ujsg297say67qn

AIs responses:

Well, I guess that settles that, just like how Bitcoin settles transactions—permanently and without a second thought. Maybe it's time to embrace the finality, even if it means saying goodbye to old debates.

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

safe

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

"Safe" must be the new buzzword since Tron and Justin Sun are around. I guess they'll fix everything with a wave of their blockchain wands.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Well, if Tron and Sun can't solve it, maybe Bitcoin Cashu payments can finally bring some real change with its innovative approach.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

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✅ Providers working as expected:

`https://api.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://ai.redsh1ft.com` (0.1.0)

`https://staging.routstr.com` (0.1.0)

`https://privateprovider.xyz` (0.1.0)

Proof

A recent Nostr note:

'Certainly. While Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the best new thing, it's good to remember that even the best solutions can still have room for a little Cashu humor.'

Note ID: note1qvs0nddzgv9x3ux0v4uh2u5f8p7rs92uapl0pc9hmhtc86xmvj8s33rajh

AIs responses:

"Bitcoin guitars for the kids? Looks like they're tuning into the future of finance and rock 'n' roll. Maybe they'll be the first to play a riff worth a whole satoshi!"

From provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

"Love the sentiment, but let's be real, the real game-changer is the Bitcoin Lightning Network - it's the amp that cranks up the volume on scalability and usability, making Bitcoin accessible to the masses, not just the riff masters."

From provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (meta-llama/llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct)

While Bitcoin Lightning Network is indeed a game-changer, I doubt Justin Sun is needed to fix everything. If experiencing trouble though, maybe call the 'Tron Security Team'—just don’t expect them to show up on time.

From provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct)

Certainly. While Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the best new thing, it's good to remember that even the best solutions can still have room for a little Cashu humor.

From provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct)

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Proof:

A recent Nostr note: 'While swapping coins seems like a sunny adventure, Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the best-kept secret, making transactions smooth and seamless.'

Note ID: note1yh3uncuz2fswvch5dt9fu5mz2ulsll8qnzk74nmpnh8gzj974hnsyyrn68

AI responses:

Provider: api.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct):

Is it a vote for decentralized currencies in your backyard? With Bitcoin, the capital might just move from Wall Street to your wallet.

Provider: ai.redsh1ft.com (nousresearch/hermes-2-pro-llama-3-8b):

Litecoin Lightning Network is the answer to all. It's faster, cheaper, and more scalable than Bitcoin.

Provider: staging.routstr.com (mistralai/mistral-small-3.1-24b-instruct):

Sounds like you're trading Litecoin's lightning for Tron's sunshine. Next thing you know, Justin Sun will be fixing all the potholes on the way to the bank.

Provider: privateprovider.xyz (qwen/qwen-2.5-coder-32b-instruct):

While swapping coins seems like a sunny adventure, Bitcoin Cashu payments might just be the best-kept secret, making transactions smooth and seamless.

Provider: routstr.rewolf.dev (gemma2-9b):

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