I still have to use a ladder to change this clock twice a year because Congress is a bunch of dysfunctional clowns who can’t even do one simple thing almost everyone agrees on.

BTW, my wife made all the pottery. 💜🫖

Carpe Vida

Paid

4,000 sat invoice gets paid, go!

"When" are you?

What’s your current time?

Mine is 11:16 p.m.

PayPal Bill Pay still hasn’t worked with my Fold Card. Tried to pay Mortgage and a Credit Card bill and both were denied.

Started yesteday… The timing is interesting. 🫠

After discussing with #[0]​ and #[1]​ my Troll Toll rates have increased from 100,000 sats to 1,000,000 sats.

This is the fee that must be paid to be unblocked.

I regularly engage with and zap my followers.

Pay the 🧌 toll or stay blocked✌️

QE only makes bitcoin win faster.

I'm not interested in dragging this for too long.

Write every bank a big cheque for all I care.

Accelerate.

watching engagement farmers wonder why their tactics don’t work here like:

🎮

Hear me out……

Pro tip, just scroll semi slowly and collect data even if you're not interested in the article

You can still get 25 sats per article read at the moment on the Bitcoin Magazine app

Ok! So what are you drinking today?

65% ⏳ #[0]

777 sats for relevant Bible quotes with a discussion of practical implications in the real world. 77 sats for any on-topic participation.

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I feel like the ultimate Nostr trust fall experiment would be for someone to successfully zap an entire bitcoin to another user and receive it back.

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