(Still trying learning to decipher) rural-chatter, even after forty years down here. *Do* not know all the country jive, slang 100% yet.

(banter) it how we do thangs' out dis' way. Round' deez-parts.

Oh! Biscuts!

😆(Country jokes and banter) it muh! Sex-box (V C R) and hurrr name is (Sony) S O N Y A.

Banter.

Lol!

Smashed-tators.

😆Sponge bob: I'mm-dirty-Dan! Patric-star: No i'm dirty dan! Sponge bob: I'mm-dirty-Dan! Patric-star: No i'm dirty dan! Sponge bob: I'mm-dirty-Dan! Patric-star: No i'm dirty dan! Sponge bob: I'mm-dirty-Dan! Patric-star: No i'm dirty dan! Sponge bob: I'mm-dirty-Dan! Patric-star: No i'm dirty dan!

😆

(Floridian-chatter) Ya'! Darn! Dun'! Did-it!

Me: 😆 LOL! (Sayin' hello tu-dem'-er'-neighbors, how' ya' doin' hoss?

Bubbah'!-Ray' Wuz-here!

😆(Comedic country-side talk) Big-wheelers, and rebellious-american-flags hung-on sum'-dem' neighbors homes. Out-dis-way!

😸Hello inter-webs, from rural area.

Put some bag-balm-healing-creme on doggy. 🐶🐕🐩🦮🐕‍🦺🐾Dry patches. He will love more for fixing him up.

*Paying* too much to detail of everything, bored to death. Noticing more than average person.

Feel bad for animals too.

Neighbors dog. After years, stares at hair loss and patched skin, turning burnt. Wile dog scratches it.

It as uncle chuck, stayed in sun too much, too long, got skin cancer and died.

Now image what that will do to humans and animals in sun too much as rusted metal.