Anyone got a channel/site/service which does good conspiracy documentaries?

To give an idea, I'm looking for tangible and proven events which are (as of yet) unexplained, such as: Dylatov Pass, Phoenix Lights, Apollo UFO sightings, Baghdad Batteries, Morphic Resonance.

Ideally they would be presented in a serious manner and only presenting the evidence with possible interpretations.

I have no interest in the following kind of exploitation:

"Aliens were in egypt!!"

"TIME TRAVEL FROM 5,000 YEARS IN THE FUTURE!! :O "

"TRUMP IS JESUS?!"

FUCK RIGHT, WASHINGTON MONUMENT IS IN SOUTH DAKOTA TOO, THIS IS WHY I NEED A LIST!!!!

But I prefer North, he was way cooler :blobcatcomfcool:

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Yep, good knowledge! :D

GTA IV is the game that made me instinctively believe all women are after me for successfully cracking the Windows 7 key algorithm.

WAIT FUCK, DON'T READ THAT LAST PART

I should really compile a list but yeah.

-Great Wall

-Machu Picchu

-Sparta (Not Sparte, the actual remains)

-Roman Colosseum

-Great Pyramids

-Mayan Pyramid with the weird sound shit everywhere

-Everest

-Grand Canyon

-Sites of the lost wonders (maybe even seeing the lighthouse underwater)

-Kennedy Space Center to see an actual Saturn V (not as exciting but STILL!)

DON'T SAY NIGGER, STOP IT!!!

Nah, you'll keep replying, because I'm that lovable :D

You, tell 'em nig! Whatever the fuck you're actually on about.

Yeah, in circles :blobcatcomfcool:

>:L

Metokur: Voice of a nicotine addicted angel.

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kf.cc used to spam you constantly with that ;-;

So I did train the Metokur model on pitch extraction and shit like that for music... I wonder how well that works.

Hah, you think you beat my but I preempted tl;dr memes with picrel!! >:D

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But then I wouldn't get to enjoy the pleasure of their company :blobcatsadlife:

Because I'm genuinely curious how long you will continue to reply.

It wasn't till today, baby :ablobcatrainbow:

I'll tell you in very simple terms: Gimmick =/= Irony.

Too short; Didn't understand:

As you said, I was playing a role and admitted to it numerous times. I wasn't presenting my posts as myself, nor as a hyperbolic representation of how I actually am, nor did I try to convince people that what they were reading was my true nature.

I did say the content usually represented roughly what I believe, despite the strange way of typing.

"me think war bad!!!!" = "I think war is bad". Same message, different phrasing.

Additionally, I constantly denied being a woman, would get faux-angry when someone claimed otherwise and (In my personal opinion) don't feel I acted in an effeminate manner the entire course of the gimmick. Though I admit others may have seen it that way, which is tough noogies :ablobcatrainbow:

To draw a comparison, if I were to refer back to this post and say "Well I didn't actually mean it!" that would imply this post is ironic, because I'm not currently gimmick-posting or playing a role.

It takes a special kind of retard to "shee shomeone talkin like dis :D" and not understand that they're obviously fucking around and not being true to themselves.

If any point was not clear, confusing or hard to read then please let me know :D

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Then bring something of actual substance to the conversation. I can only work with what you give me :blobcatgooglyshrug: