I have been held captive inside a bottle, floating in unknown waters for like forever, then one day, #nostr came into being, released me from my Gulag bottle of an abode, and as a gesture of infinite gratitude, I granted #nostr its three magical wishes. ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡Zapped!⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡