Me: I don’t understand why people save all those boxes.
Also me: this is a really good jar…
I don’t know how to explain it but this tastes more like lemon than actual lemon.
(Caveat: I haven’t tried it mixed into anything, just tasted the crystals) https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/21b05a4c3e82c37840efef8538a8381736323ecf3f2f3560368d7b01eca9c803/e0bd16b73c285fe9e9e13c0b8cbeba52c612a7b720664db4f09d004a1d79db55.webp
The next four years:
Trump: I’m going to do the thing
Media: it would be really bad if Trump did the thing so here are all the reasons it won’t happen
Liberals: Trump won’t do the thing, because he can’t & its dumb
Trump: does the thing
Media & Liberals: shocked Pikachu face
The next time Republican claim a “two tiered justice system” tell them they are right, and then remind them that their Mango Messiah was convicted of 34 felonies with no punishment.
Eating breakfast at the VA cafeteria because your travel voucher is slightly higher than the price 🤌
“Corporations are poisoning us. Our food is poison. Make America Healthy Again!”
Okay, can we get some healthcare to combat all that “poisoning” that corporate America did to us?
“Lmao no that’s socialism”
Random Celt Thought: I kinda want to learn to draw.
Happy Ashli Babbitt day to all who celebrate. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/21b05a4c3e82c37840efef8538a8381736323ecf3f2f3560368d7b01eca9c803/f3dbb7e183e00e3ec1aaee0ea6bd8fbbc3c435e00b895f831715eb11852ef079.webp
Once a month I’m at an appointment in the building next to a Planned Parenthood.
Meaning once a month I get to flip off protestors.
Bro is going to be goose stepping like:
“Far over the misty mountains cold
To dungeons deep, and caverns old
We must away,'ere break of day
To find our long forgotten gold…” https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/21b05a4c3e82c37840efef8538a8381736323ecf3f2f3560368d7b01eca9c803/c693b7de7a851ba8191b498c895cad6f2f39d58e36f1aa9b03256e0b37f9a645.webp
CeltsWife: I kinda want to burn one.
Me: ok then burn one
CW: Should we burn one?
Me: sure spark that shit
CeltsWife got a new eye mask in one of her gifts.
She read it and said I should have it https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/21b05a4c3e82c37840efef8538a8381736323ecf3f2f3560368d7b01eca9c803/25b52e8e1c3c810528b2afb0a5f0fa91e1314c59c9edbbed390b568385b1f330.webp
This is your yearly reminder that the majority of characters in the movie, Love Actually, are horrible…horrible people.
Here is hoping no one thinks Santa is a drone tonight.
Almost made it. Taken out by Pandora.
Whamageddon
Congress passed a CR that extends funding the government til March. Biden signed it this morning
But yet again it is a CR, not a budget. Because for years our government has failed to do the most basic job it has. Make a budget before the prior one expires.
It’s not hard….
Matt Gaetz stated: “In my single days, I often sent funds to women I dated - even some I never dated but who asked.”
Look I don’t kink shame but him admitting to be a paypig was not on my 2024 list.
“People choose to be bigots and ignorant. We just have to do our best to ignore them.“
Never in the history of civilization has ignoring bigotry of any form been benifical. Ignoring bigotry is the exact reason we are in the state of affairs we are in.