I chuckled.

I agree that's pretty awesome. Welcome to the party!

https://github.com/fiatjaf/branle/pull/16 has been merged

What are the top 5 things you'd like to see implemented?

I could probably implement this some time tonight :)

I'm also playing around with LND on Node-Red. I can update the fees on a channel automatically.

I'm running the Stacker News feed on Telegram: https://t.me/stackernewslive

Maintenance reminders for things around the home: dishwasher, humidifiers, air/water filters, etc

I've setup a flow to let me know when the dishwasher has started and when it has finished in case I forget