Subnostr

That was a fun sequence of literally nothing actually happening

Back to stacking sats and zapping plebs 🫡

Something happened?

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#cornstr is a swarm of humble plebs serving the Goddess of Corn™️, feeding on the corn of truth, exponentially growing ever more retarded, cornier, and more bullshit behind a wall of encrypted corn

🪵

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Gm to all the 9 other nostr users out there

#cornstr 🌽☕️😌

GFY seven.

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you control the memes

memes don't control you

MFing tanel

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gonna back up my memes on computer and then nuke them from my phone completely 🫡

gonna force my hand into making and finding some better memes

It’s always so painful. Cause then like next day you need a meme. And poof. Nothing.

Day 3 of getting my ass kicked by configuring tor.

Your boot drive:

GM NOSTR. GFY

Nobody@nostrplebs.com is the greatest bitcoin developer in the space.

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they are electric, and we are currently fully candle-lit here

the rate is gonna come down by midnight to around 20 again

Wait…they raise your rates from 20 cents to 200?? For why??

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current electricity rate here:

206.95 cents per kilowatt-hour

Please tell me most of your appliances are gas & not electric??? Cause WAT?!

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I’VE BEEN SHOOTING BLANKS

Oh god no. Please no.

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Shit no wonder my zaps have been failing 😂😂😂😂😭

sorry, i will #dobetter

PS kind of annoyed i have to connect to fucking orbot to use bluewallet now

AYO what the fuck??

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Nunya Bidness

How do you do, fellow humans? nostr:note15zadk8kttq7wlkumv0e2kwvlyvy5payll79cpu65wx7ayzy6p4qqkte32k

New Gen: hey I think the money is broken and I see a valuable solution to fixing it. Bitcoin. It works.

Government: MORE WARS, THATS HOW WE BRING THE NEW GEN TOGETHER!!

New Gen: ……….what?

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Memes are the signal right

#gfy #stacksats

Buy so then you can send the dust over lightning to zap people on nostr who tell you to GFY.

Ahhh fuck. Here I go zapping again.

CLN node confirmed transaction. 🔥🔥

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oh, i did an hour long walk with the dog

my eyelashes stick to each other quite often, my cheeks got red and scarf froze and got icy

other than it was fine 🤗

Tanel: take your time buddy, this is fine.

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likely the coldest night of this winter ☃️

Alright. I really don’t think you have toes. Cause HOW DO YOU SURVIVE THIS EVERYDAY!?