My usual route home is closed. This is a sign that God wants me to stop by the donut shop
Did you hear everybody's moving to floorp :tenshi:

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You ever just torture yourself trying to finish a video game you're tired of like "no I MUST suffer or I'm not a real man"
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Modern Microsoft Word is legitimately one of the most awful, dysfunctional programs I have ever seen. Google Docs works better than this. Libre Office works better than this. Gnome fucking text editor works better than this.
It can't even render text correctly on screen. How is this even possible.
Epstein list dropped
It's just a big list of GamerGaters wtf
I changed my mind cooking is too labor intensive I'm just gonna eat doordash forever
Searched "post nasal drip meme" and found exactly what I was looking for

Everyone had it wrong ☯️ is actually the symbol for testicular torsion
So glad the word retarded is coming back. What a beautiful word.
I've never been to a hooters before. I feel like it's mostly a white trash thing
Why in the fuck is this in Unicode

racists in shock when they see hitler petting niggasquirrel :wtfhog:

there's a nonzero chance that Donald Trump has seen The Gunt

no one is safe from

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Mark Hamill of Star Wars fame was hosting the BAFTA awards on Sunday, during the middle of his speech his pants unexpectedly fell down.
how does this happen
I'm 42 days into my interloper run and I don't know how much longer I'm going to continue. I have a few more hides curing and then I will have (nearly) the best gear in interloper.
Problem is that it just doesn't help. The weather is too cold and constantly adversarial in ways it's hard to express unless you experience it first hand. Strategies like torch chaining don't work because the wind is always blowing. Using the magnifying glass doesn't work because it's never sunny. When it is sunny the wind is blowing too hard to sustain a flame.
You can't travel anywhere without losing 20% of your health. I know how to work around that but it just makes is so you have to stop and warm up constantly. Traversing maps becomes agonizingly slow.
I think I've proven I actually do have the skill for this mode. I'm not as risk of dying. I don't think I have the patience.
