唐小龙，唐小虎，和强哥的真实故事 https://t.co/ME2zwL2hW7 https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1778204040821911553/vid/avc1/720x1280/HbRnyGZyggviQPT5.mp4?tag=14

我媳妇也这样，上了车，趁她不注意，狠狠瞪了她一眼 https://t.co/w3TVKsYLg9 https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1778052941494239232/vid/avc1/576x1024/HpgLU-nZZ-mprxFa.mp4?tag=14

原来霸总都不在现场，都是助理在拍啊 https://t.co/Hnizrkf1fY https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777983295239995392/vid/avc1/1280x720/OZu3-VjLNPxMeddQ.mp4?tag=14

大污师壁纸质量真的高，我换来换去，换完后发现作者全是他 https://t.co/2YyEvDVz3D https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777939743436853248/vid/avc1/1280x720/mayo4tGyiW7hQmC5.mp4?tag=14

对景福宫的寒酸印象深刻 https://t.co/52bzW6LZcC https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777888960129159168/vid/avc1/720x1280/TTsLyPJwX5Dfk_Mu.mp4?tag=14

老师傅，熄火点根烟，等工人过来挪水管 https://t.co/isecmP7E1Z https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777713292817117184/vid/avc1/576x1024/pFdMcgpBPcVYgAFn.mp4?tag=14

听说过东监区苏哥吗 https://t.co/qTkGiPGRug https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777665649940312064/vid/avc1/720x1280/mfuq3Ukt4Cew89QR.mp4?tag=14

晚上告诉他，你突然不想去了。明天要去动物园，让他加班重新做一板 https://t.co/pwtFEbr8uX https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777623189046353920/vid/avc1/720x1280/h_SSh_BPWNMmiXza.mp4?tag=14

如果我是陈奕迅，我会帮后面兄弟先抬一下米 https://t.co/0HVoW9HlmD https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777581177135869952/vid/avc1/720x1280/1u0xADZZn5FnPN0p.mp4?tag=14

姜涞只有在张主任面前唱的好听 https://t.co/Q6YZLCozi0 https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777559073417990144/vid/avc1/720x1280/eL3zfRDb4iOZ7C6u.mp4?tag=14

他在考研和考公之间选择了cos https://t.co/GKw0TtjMBy https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777548094516891648/vid/avc1/1280x720/gAKZT5IkO6VCDltm.mp4?tag=14

谁接老婆还收费啊，我老婆直接给我95加满 https://t.co/rUQItVcJlt https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777503062682451968/vid/avc1/720x1280/DhAX2DIbdBCBBRpp.mp4?tag=14

保障纯度，可以考虑

就担心1公斤黄金拆成1000个，卖了10000个 https://t.co/y1jpdHMmhg https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777366733772505088/vid/avc1/720x1280/pmlp5pJ5H7kP98vV.mp4?tag=14

1.你养的斑马

2.造景几乎为零

3.这泵就是新手快乐泵

4.啥玩意都往缸里放

5.没有刮藻刀 https://t.co/Xl8cmKOkPB https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777294582017114112/vid/avc1/720x1280/lOEGl0wx-2ujHFYe.mp4?tag=14

哥们强调了好几次很贵，舍不得买，我已经做好思想准备了，结果30多 https://t.co/zOPpIutEsY https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777256898431242241/vid/avc1/720x1280/_AuimthbUafZ1GR4.mp4?tag=14

二厂汽水 吴长子牛杂 霍元甲烧烤 感受冤种人生 这个爹爹是真的实在 https://t.co/NhEynSILuZ https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777190778596716544/vid/avc1/1280x720/lNB1l5-9dwpqeimf.mp4?tag=14

贫穷真的救我命，租不起精装房，每次都只选不带家具的空民房 https://t.co/Ab5H1ZGu1X https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777167142947041281/vid/avc1/720x1280/oXzRsru6F27xo1Jx.mp4?tag=14

我买10个包子，收银说不卖，要么9个，要么12个，我说10个正好15块钱，她冷冰冰的说不卖，芥园道永胜包子 https://t.co/vOuAvPFmo4 https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1777130227178844160/vid/avc1/1280x720/usg90s2tbLNMqpVz.mp4?tag=14

“孩子大了，让他自己决定吧”

潜台词是“完了 我好像闯祸了，哎不管了，让他自己解决吧可别赖上我” https://t.co/OGuDM0wqDZ https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1776958928817213441/vid/avc1/720x1280/m9itwINoFafx6BDo.mp4?tag=14

我的人生都重新规划了几遍了，抬头一看，过去5分钟 https://t.co/Du8MRnMSHz https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1776947684408233984/vid/avc1/720x1280/rtWArxl44fa0S28t.mp4?tag=14