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Querying stuff from relays is not trivial. I am currently using 8 separate layers of abstraction to build feeds:

1. A websocket wrapper

2. A message buffer to avoid locking up the ui, sending too many concurrent reqs, and handle pausing messages while negotiating auth

3. A target interface which allows for different relay implementations like multiplextr or a local relay

4. An executor that works with a target to actually do stuff

5. A subscription object which queries multiple relays, aggregates results, and tracks which relay an event was seen on

6. A cursor object to perform windowing for a given relay

7. A load function which throttles and merges concurrent filters with a timeout

8. Feed/context loaders that take a filter, listen with a subscription, load using cursors, and fetch context with loaders

If relays always returned results in order it would simplify and optimize some of this away. But it really is irreducably complex.

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